nicky woolf
@nickywoolf.bsky.social
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Former Guardian internet reporter, now making investigative podcasts Finding Q (into qanon), The Sound (into Havana Syndrome), Fur & Loathing (into a gas attack on a furry convention in 2014) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fur-loathing/id1739333983
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good, thoughtful stuff as always from @jonnelledge.bsky.social
"We’ve talked a lot about how X will bring about the end of the world, and it might. I just worry we should talk more about the way the internet is systematically stripping us of our capacity to feel empathy, too."

Written about how we all need to be nicer to each other (especially me)
The Two Minutes Hate
Some thoughts on what pile-ons are doing to our brains, because ouch. Also: everything objectively insane about Kash Patel’s “challenge coin”; and meet “ratzilla”.
jonn.substack.com
"cash in on their intellectual property" !?!??
This isn’t even close to a plan! Why is this being reported as a “five year plan” when it’s a series of vague ideas?
OpenAI is working on new revenue lines, debt partnerships and further fundraising as part of a five-year plan to make good on the more than $1tn in spending it has pledged to create world-leading artificial intelligence.
OpenAI is planning on deals to serve governments and businesses with more bespoke products, creating more income from new shopping tools, and new sales from its video creation service Sora and AI agents, said multiple people familiar with the start-up’s efforts.
These people said it is exploring “creative” plans to raise new debt that can help it build out its AI infrastructure, while considering becoming a supplier of computing resources via its data centre initiative Stargate.
It is also weighing ways to cash in on its intellectual property by developing new AI infrastructure, making forays into online advertising and plans to launch consumer hardware products, including a new AI-powered personal assistant device, with former Apple star designer Jony Ive.
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“But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”
Pictured is a delivery box containing a brand new Brother mono laser printer. It is the model everyone tells everyone else to buy whenever the issue of printers arises.
"democracy dies in darkness" was a promise
wow. bezos has destroyed this paper.
Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...
there's never been anyone like him. just world-changingly brilliant
it can't even touch it. it's like - it's like - if anyone can't understand *why* it's because they don't know what makes humans human. and that's sad for them
AI can't even tell me why I'm crying right now
this book is a tremendous piece to show any AI evangelist. because there is no way, no way on earth, any LLM could write this. I will consider my entire career a success if I ever write a single sentence like he did
apropos of nothing I'm rereading Reaper Man and it is gobsmacking to me that Terry Pratchett and Donald Trump are the same species existing in the same universe. like, I don't know why this is what brought it home to me, but. jesus christ what happened to us
Taylor Greene continuing to execute the extremely rare "reverse Fetterman"
CNN: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Republicans have no healthcare solutions. What do you say to her?

REP. PETE SESSIONS: She needs a couple more years in office and she would learn that we do have ideas on the table
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THE SECRET PROJECT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS IS FINALLY LIVE

CHECK IT OUT

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SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake
the @bsky.app team know that suspending @erinbiba.bsky.social kills this place stone dead right? they can't possible be so blind as to not know what this is doing
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this is delightful
a Wikipedia editor with the username Vigilantcosmicpenguin explained, "I contacted Brian David Gilbert with a request for freely licensed photographs. He delivered."
gilbert poses after his pizzas fall on the floor
we only recognise one King here. and it's Alfred the Great
the t-shirts have been misread, they're just massive fans of the King's Arms on tooley st
isn't the king's army already just, like, yknow. the army
Have to say, this is quite weird
earlier @jamesrball.com said they look like something you'd see painted on the shoulder of a warhammer 40k space marine and now I can't unsee it
Kash Patel’s challenge coin looks like a heavy metal poster in a 14-year-old’s bedroom.