Norm
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"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
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Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
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My apologies for not being here I've been having fun.
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
My apologies for not being here I've been having fun.
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Wanda Sykes, I love you so much.
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Wanda Sykes, I love you so much.
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Okay, respect: Wanda Sykes just came out and killed.
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Okay, respect: Wanda Sykes just came out and killed.
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Elevators are really slow trebuchets
January 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Elevators are really slow trebuchets
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So you work on the railroad huh? Yeah, that tracks.
January 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
So you work on the railroad huh? Yeah, that tracks.
biscuits with honey is so a nutritious dinner. ask any nutritionist*
*don't do that
*don't do that
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
biscuits with honey is so a nutritious dinner. ask any nutritionist*
*don't do that
*don't do that
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the world is shit so here’s a pretty photo from my hike
January 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
the world is shit so here’s a pretty photo from my hike
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'Fraid I've reached the age where the Golden Globes can be summed up as "And next to him is, um, oh, uh, the lady with the big knockers in the jam commercial."
(Monty Python, Live at Drury Lane)
(Monty Python, Live at Drury Lane)
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM
'Fraid I've reached the age where the Golden Globes can be summed up as "And next to him is, um, oh, uh, the lady with the big knockers in the jam commercial."
(Monty Python, Live at Drury Lane)
(Monty Python, Live at Drury Lane)
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let me skeet to your manager
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
let me skeet to your manager
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im like a goldfish bc, uhhh, i forgot where i was going with this
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
im like a goldfish bc, uhhh, i forgot where i was going with this
the golden globes is the perfect stupid thing to distract from the fuckery for a couple hours
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
the golden globes is the perfect stupid thing to distract from the fuckery for a couple hours
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"CBS News, the place to see BS news" <- brilliant line from nikki glaser's monologue
January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"CBS News, the place to see BS news" <- brilliant line from nikki glaser's monologue
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i just had a box of delicious smelling fried chicken with me on the train and wow i was the belle of the ball. two people asked where i got it. a dog tried to sit in my lap. an irish guy asked me to come home with him. people treat you with more respect when you have a box of fried chicken
January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i just had a box of delicious smelling fried chicken with me on the train and wow i was the belle of the ball. two people asked where i got it. a dog tried to sit in my lap. an irish guy asked me to come home with him. people treat you with more respect when you have a box of fried chicken
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Types of Dads:
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Types of Dads:
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
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there should be more sports where we get to just sit down
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
there should be more sports where we get to just sit down
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Have you looked at the time? I’m almost late for a nap
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Have you looked at the time? I’m almost late for a nap
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Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
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that "oh my god it's Sunday night" feeling of dread
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
that "oh my god it's Sunday night" feeling of dread
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Nobody at this funeral seems to like the conga line I started.
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Nobody at this funeral seems to like the conga line I started.
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Did the thing where I accidentally peeled way too much skin off my lip if you’re looking for someone who really knows how to take care of herself
January 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Did the thing where I accidentally peeled way too much skin off my lip if you’re looking for someone who really knows how to take care of herself
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made the mistake of telling my girl she looked tired and before the words even came out of my mouth i heard Bruce Buffer’s "let's get ready to rumble"
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
made the mistake of telling my girl she looked tired and before the words even came out of my mouth i heard Bruce Buffer’s "let's get ready to rumble"
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Failing spectacularly at keeping my shit together.
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Failing spectacularly at keeping my shit together.