Norm
@chingerhook.bsky.social
"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
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I was really hoping existence would be over by now.
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I was really hoping existence would be over by now.
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I post my skeet then raise my arm so you all get it faster.
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I post my skeet then raise my arm so you all get it faster.
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Trying to have a breakthrough moment by walking through the sliding glass door.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Trying to have a breakthrough moment by walking through the sliding glass door.
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Welcoming friends inside the house asking them what are we celebrating today? Just like Olive garden.
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Welcoming friends inside the house asking them what are we celebrating today? Just like Olive garden.
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I just said "bless you" to Mr Kelly after he farted
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I just said "bless you" to Mr Kelly after he farted
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the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
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apologies, i misheard “annul,” your honor
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
apologies, i misheard “annul,” your honor
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“Band of Brothers” had way less music in it than I expected.
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
“Band of Brothers” had way less music in it than I expected.
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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I’m not tired because I worked hard. I’m tired because I had to keep turning my real thoughts into polite and acceptable dialogue all day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’m not tired because I worked hard. I’m tired because I had to keep turning my real thoughts into polite and acceptable dialogue all day.
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i have a really good…what do you call it? word list?
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i have a really good…what do you call it? word list?
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In Australia, my vagina is my face
July 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
In Australia, my vagina is my face
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They had to do multiple takes of the cocaine scenes in "Scarface" because Pacino kept blowing his lines.
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
They had to do multiple takes of the cocaine scenes in "Scarface" because Pacino kept blowing his lines.
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The loser in me recognizes the loser in you. Namaste.
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The loser in me recognizes the loser in you. Namaste.
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Admittedly, I know nothing about punctuation or grammar. I’m just out here winging it, comma what may.
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Admittedly, I know nothing about punctuation or grammar. I’m just out here winging it, comma what may.
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I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
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Why do ranchers hate stampedes?
They throw everything into udder chaos!
They throw everything into udder chaos!
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Why do ranchers hate stampedes?
They throw everything into udder chaos!
They throw everything into udder chaos!
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“Your skin is glowing!”
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
“Your skin is glowing!”
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
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Why does McDonald's call it Filet-O-Fish and not a gilled cheese sandwich?
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Why does McDonald's call it Filet-O-Fish and not a gilled cheese sandwich?
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you’re a fare evader, im a fair evader we are exactly the same (we hate subways AND carnivals)
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
you’re a fare evader, im a fair evader we are exactly the same (we hate subways AND carnivals)
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Just bought a bag of apples labeled “nutritionist approved.” It’s fruit.
I understand why marketers are nervous about AI now.
I understand why marketers are nervous about AI now.
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Just bought a bag of apples labeled “nutritionist approved.” It’s fruit.
I understand why marketers are nervous about AI now.
I understand why marketers are nervous about AI now.
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I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.
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Me: hi, how are you?
Customer: miserable
Me: well that's good
Customer: miserable
Me: well that's good
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Me: hi, how are you?
Customer: miserable
Me: well that's good
Customer: miserable
Me: well that's good
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When I make apologies for poor performance or absence, they sound like fictitious nonsense like "Sorry I didn't submit that proposal, I got jalapeno hands in my ear canal because I removed and replaced an ear bud while cooking and needed to lie down and funnel olive oil in my ear" but I assure you
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
When I make apologies for poor performance or absence, they sound like fictitious nonsense like "Sorry I didn't submit that proposal, I got jalapeno hands in my ear canal because I removed and replaced an ear bud while cooking and needed to lie down and funnel olive oil in my ear" but I assure you