BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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If I spontaneously combust tonight, please know it was to avoid going to my job tomorrow and I died doing what I loved: not working.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If I spontaneously combust tonight, please know it was to avoid going to my job tomorrow and I died doing what I loved: not working.
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"hey can you jump on a quick call?"
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"hey can you jump on a quick call?"
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I can tell this salmon was farm-raised because of its work ethic
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I can tell this salmon was farm-raised because of its work ethic
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If you have a man tell him I said stfu
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you have a man tell him I said stfu
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can’t find a tattoo artist to do matching ones for me and the baby
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
can’t find a tattoo artist to do matching ones for me and the baby
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Stupidity is our #1 growth industry.
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Stupidity is our #1 growth industry.
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The peaceful moment before she found something disgusting in the leaves and I had to scream, "Drop it!! DROP IT!!!"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The peaceful moment before she found something disgusting in the leaves and I had to scream, "Drop it!! DROP IT!!!"
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The economy is so bad rn that I’m tempted to start a band again
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The economy is so bad rn that I’m tempted to start a band again
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hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
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The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
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how can i trust that you have adhd if you don’t have 7 beverages open simultaneously
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
how can i trust that you have adhd if you don’t have 7 beverages open simultaneously
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anyone wanna come over and flay me alive? no weirdos
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
anyone wanna come over and flay me alive? no weirdos
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why the fuck am i not a wizard. this fucking sucks
May 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
why the fuck am i not a wizard. this fucking sucks
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Gary is actually short for Gartholomew
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Gary is actually short for Gartholomew
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![B/W drawing by Brazilian artist/illustrator Jenifer Prince.
Two women stand facing each other, with lightning bolts flying from one's breasts to the other's eyes - causing hearts to appear around the target's head.
Below:
"The Power Of
HYPNOSIS" [More lightning bolts]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/bafkreienfob7l3fokhpeuixvho3uudel7evrzckunyjpc5pn5a4xwltnl4@jpeg)
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Sign up for my course in Vexatious Shitposting at ferfooksake[dot]com.
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sign up for my course in Vexatious Shitposting at ferfooksake[dot]com.
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I get to babysit my great-nephew today because my stepdad is in the hospital again.
His ADHD will be treated on this day so I’m hiding the candy. 😇
Happy Caturday!
His ADHD will be treated on this day so I’m hiding the candy. 😇
Happy Caturday!
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I get to babysit my great-nephew today because my stepdad is in the hospital again.
His ADHD will be treated on this day so I’m hiding the candy. 😇
Happy Caturday!
His ADHD will be treated on this day so I’m hiding the candy. 😇
Happy Caturday!
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*30 more days of muted words
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
*30 more days of muted words
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
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i call my beaver the woodchipperer
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i call my beaver the woodchipperer
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Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
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sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
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Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
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"Green Goddess" bro chill it's a salad dressing 😂
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Green Goddess" bro chill it's a salad dressing 😂