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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
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White people be like how old is this coffee
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
White people be like how old is this coffee
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The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
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Anyone else saving 30+ articles of clothing for that magical day when you’ve lost enough weight so that you can fit in them again?
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Anyone else saving 30+ articles of clothing for that magical day when you’ve lost enough weight so that you can fit in them again?
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Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
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I’m making a scrapbook of all the messages my boyfriend likes. He spent so much time on that, I don’t want to forget
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m making a scrapbook of all the messages my boyfriend likes. He spent so much time on that, I don’t want to forget
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
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I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
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You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
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“Still punk as fuck!!!”
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Still punk as fuck!!!”
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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Johnson can't hide from the Epstein vote forever. And the longer he keeps the House on recess the worse they look. Sort of a win-win. Outside of all the people suffering while they play games,of course.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Johnson can't hide from the Epstein vote forever. And the longer he keeps the House on recess the worse they look. Sort of a win-win. Outside of all the people suffering while they play games,of course.
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Someday*, we’ll look back on everything that’s going on in America right now, and say, “What in the actual fuck?”
*today
*today
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Someday*, we’ll look back on everything that’s going on in America right now, and say, “What in the actual fuck?”
*today
*today
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Thank god I have an extra hour to worry about everything
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Thank god I have an extra hour to worry about everything
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Thanks to my British friends for teaching me the term “car park”. It means a lot.
November 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Thanks to my British friends for teaching me the term “car park”. It means a lot.
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The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
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Wanna follow some fun accounts? Here are some of our faves with under 10k followers
*pls DM if you'd like to be removed
go.bsky.app/CW9mrXb
*pls DM if you'd like to be removed
go.bsky.app/CW9mrXb
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wanna follow some fun accounts? Here are some of our faves with under 10k followers
*pls DM if you'd like to be removed
go.bsky.app/CW9mrXb
*pls DM if you'd like to be removed
go.bsky.app/CW9mrXb
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her: have you been moisturizing?
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
her: have you been moisturizing?
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
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to those wondering; some of us are still shitposting from the US and it’s not easy to do it with what is happening here
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
to those wondering; some of us are still shitposting from the US and it’s not easy to do it with what is happening here
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it
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there are no illegal people. There are people.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
there are no illegal people. There are people.
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bluesky is like high school. no one liked me there either.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
bluesky is like high school. no one liked me there either.