Andreya
@andreyasasylum.bsky.social
Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita.
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Andreya
@andreyasasylum.bsky.social
· Jul 25
Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.
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Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
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making my friendship bracelets out of bones
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
making my friendship bracelets out of bones
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Thank you for the half-assed effort. It truly meant a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Thank you for the half-assed effort. It truly meant a lot.
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if your dreams were actually weird they’d include cats dressed as plainclothes cops
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
if your dreams were actually weird they’d include cats dressed as plainclothes cops
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Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
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Exactly. Back in the 70s, it was "turn on and tune out". Many Republicans won because of the not into politics crowd. Those millions that didn't vote just because they had their excuses, or who were big mad at Biden, left Harris to lose by not much. Those votes would have prevented this madness.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Exactly. Back in the 70s, it was "turn on and tune out". Many Republicans won because of the not into politics crowd. Those millions that didn't vote just because they had their excuses, or who were big mad at Biden, left Harris to lose by not much. Those votes would have prevented this madness.
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you’re either cooking for me or against me
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
you’re either cooking for me or against me
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She blinded me with science.
*pepper spray
*pepper spray
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
She blinded me with science.
*pepper spray
*pepper spray
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On this Black Friday if you haven't beaten a stranger unconscious in a Walmart are you even a real Ametican?
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
On this Black Friday if you haven't beaten a stranger unconscious in a Walmart are you even a real Ametican?
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
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I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
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The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
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Cat csi: accused of stealing rubber gasket from kitchen. Evidence: “cause he likes playing with things like that.” Solved: gasket found a second later on drying rack. (Request made on his behalf for apology; request rebuffed; negotiations ongoing) #catsofbluesky #cats
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Cat csi: accused of stealing rubber gasket from kitchen. Evidence: “cause he likes playing with things like that.” Solved: gasket found a second later on drying rack. (Request made on his behalf for apology; request rebuffed; negotiations ongoing) #catsofbluesky #cats
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I will scream and jump up and down when someone finally says "Fuck you, you god-damned orange shitgibbon."
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I will scream and jump up and down when someone finally says "Fuck you, you god-damned orange shitgibbon."
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Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
“Piggy.” “Fat slob.” “You are a stupid person.” I think Shitler finally got a mirror.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“Piggy.” “Fat slob.” “You are a stupid person.” I think Shitler finally got a mirror.
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Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
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How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?