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Andreya

@andreyasasylum.bsky.social

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Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita. Enter at your own risk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdhdjbnqpa

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · Jul 25

Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 2h

Time keeps on slippin', into the future

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12h

My thought bubble is a question mark.

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DancingTreeMama @dancingtreemama.bsky.social · 8h

Don’t tell me music doesn’t give you superpowers.

One time I listened to Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” on repeat for four hours straight and it gave me the ability to body check a dude who purposely moved to block the sidewalk when he saw me coming.

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Westie Dad @oldpueblocyclist.bsky.social · 1d

I just realized that it was 2 years ago today that Tippi came to live with us. Seems hard to believe! That first few months of puppydom 🐾 and teeth weren’t easy, but she really has grown into a great #westie family member 😀 We’ve had alot of dogs but Westies are different. #dogsofbluesky

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 11h

My life needs a jump to recipe button.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 12h

I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12h

Do you love me, now that I can dance? I've been going back and asking this of all my big unrequited situations and the overwhelming response was [free jazz]

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 15h

You’re too sweet. :)

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 16h

so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h

i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

shhhhh… it was a really long drive

A small white compact vehicle rests on its side on a mattress at the curb on a suburban street,

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 18h

Jewel had her fall photo shoot, after I found her cuddling with my apples.

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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like the wood chipper is too good for some people.

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local goblin! 🎃🍂⚰️ @goblinesque.bsky.social · 1d

do not ask for whom the hamburger helps

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2d

They should've known shitposters are social butterflies.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta baby carrier for my beardie that’s strapped to me & now laundry is much more enjoyable. I snuggle the warm towels & blankies from the dryer against him like awwww do you like that baby & he does

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

Every morning "So what do you want out of today" just to feel okay sometimes, for having my eyes open "When do we want it? Now" no this isn't one of those "Great because now is only when you blink" it's a waking dream is it "Yep" okay cool