Andreya
@andreyasasylum.bsky.social
Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita.
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Enter at your own risk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdhdjbnqpa
I ordered so many Seresto collars they just sent me the box they come in. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I ordered so many Seresto collars they just sent me the box they come in. 😂
They also muted all vowels, not sure what the grievance was there. 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
They also muted all vowels, not sure what the grievance was there. 🤣
Chewy having a tantrum in the bathroom. The same bathroom he’s back in because he keeps breaking open his sutures.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Chewy having a tantrum in the bathroom. The same bathroom he’s back in because he keeps breaking open his sutures.
Raven and Sheba, my bathroom buddies.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Raven and Sheba, my bathroom buddies.
Finn knows he’s fine.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Finn knows he’s fine.
This boy has learned that the oven heats his butt.
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This boy has learned that the oven heats his butt.
My Chewy having a tantrum because he’s stuck in the bathroom. He’s being neutered this morning and can’t have access to food.
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My Chewy having a tantrum because he’s stuck in the bathroom. He’s being neutered this morning and can’t have access to food.
Everything is terrible, but this little guy, who was abandoned in the woods in August, is now safe.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Everything is terrible, but this little guy, who was abandoned in the woods in August, is now safe.
I lost my Mothman on Thursday, to congestive heart failure. He was barely 3 years old. 💔 What I didn’t know, before then, was that it’s common for cats to show no signs of heart disease until it’s too late.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I lost my Mothman on Thursday, to congestive heart failure. He was barely 3 years old. 💔 What I didn’t know, before then, was that it’s common for cats to show no signs of heart disease until it’s too late.
Went out last week and this sign was in the bathroom.
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Went out last week and this sign was in the bathroom.
Chewy (newly named) was abandoned by his owner 3 years ago. Then his feeder moved away. People have been feeding him since, but no one was willing to take him in. I just found out about him last week and he’s home now. 🥰
October 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Chewy (newly named) was abandoned by his owner 3 years ago. Then his feeder moved away. People have been feeding him since, but no one was willing to take him in. I just found out about him last week and he’s home now. 🥰
Jewel had her fall photo shoot, after I found her cuddling with my apples.
October 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Jewel had her fall photo shoot, after I found her cuddling with my apples.
(Some of) my crew:
October 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
(Some of) my crew:
The queen in her chamber.
October 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The queen in her chamber.
My new cleaning lady asked me if I got donations to feed all of my cats. Anyone want to sponsor Cairo? 😂
September 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
My new cleaning lady asked me if I got donations to feed all of my cats. Anyone want to sponsor Cairo? 😂
