Andrew MF Reynolds
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imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
August 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
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See, the problem with email is that, when you email someone, they email you back. Then you have another email to read. Has anyone looked into this problem?
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
See, the problem with email is that, when you email someone, they email you back. Then you have another email to read. Has anyone looked into this problem?
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I didn't want to do today and I can absolutely guarantee I will feel the same about tomorrow.
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I didn't want to do today and I can absolutely guarantee I will feel the same about tomorrow.
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
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[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?
April 28, 2023 at 11:25 PM
[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?
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FYI here are the flight logs to Jeffrey Epstein’s plane that Gawker published in 2015:
www.gawkerarchives.com/flight-logs-...
www.gawkerarchives.com/flight-logs-...
Flight Logs Put Clinton, Dershowitz on Pedophile Billionaire’s Sex Jet
Bill Clinton took repeated trips on the "
Lolita Express"—the private passenger jet owned by billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein—with an actress in softcore porn movies whose name appears...
www.gawkerarchives.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
FYI here are the flight logs to Jeffrey Epstein’s plane that Gawker published in 2015:
www.gawkerarchives.com/flight-logs-...
www.gawkerarchives.com/flight-logs-...
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Once again, we were not nominated for an Emmy due to not being a TV show.
July 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Once again, we were not nominated for an Emmy due to not being a TV show.
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my ancestors: *hunting a wild boar and grinding corn by hand so they can have breakfast*
me: *trying to stir natural peanut butter* jesus christ will my suffering NEVER end
me: *trying to stir natural peanut butter* jesus christ will my suffering NEVER end
September 13, 2024 at 3:49 PM
my ancestors: *hunting a wild boar and grinding corn by hand so they can have breakfast*
me: *trying to stir natural peanut butter* jesus christ will my suffering NEVER end
me: *trying to stir natural peanut butter* jesus christ will my suffering NEVER end
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You do one prank at work and all of a sudden you’re "the guy who released the tigers”
July 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You do one prank at work and all of a sudden you’re "the guy who released the tigers”
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed
June 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed
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Wearing a turtleneck is useless if you don’t also wear a shell.
June 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Wearing a turtleneck is useless if you don’t also wear a shell.
@davidjroth.bsky.social trying to bring back your coined gem for Trump, the Big Wet President. My wife says it's funny but she can't laugh because she is gagging too much.
June 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social trying to bring back your coined gem for Trump, the Big Wet President. My wife says it's funny but she can't laugh because she is gagging too much.
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Foolproof?!! Stand aside
June 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Foolproof?!! Stand aside
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My dad was great but he's dead. Let this be a lesson to you other dads.
June 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My dad was great but he's dead. Let this be a lesson to you other dads.
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[walking into a restaurant]
Host: would you like a table?
Me: no, floor for four
Host: would you like a table?
Me: no, floor for four
January 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
[walking into a restaurant]
Host: would you like a table?
Me: no, floor for four
Host: would you like a table?
Me: no, floor for four
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ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
June 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
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And a very go-fuck-yourself to you as well, Madame
June 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
And a very go-fuck-yourself to you as well, Madame
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Comrade card for 6/13/2025.
June 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Comrade card for 6/13/2025.
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the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
June 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
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Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Really getting into "ice cream" lately, that stuff is pretty good.
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Really getting into "ice cream" lately, that stuff is pretty good.