Andrew MF Reynolds
andrewmfreynolds.bsky.social
Andrew MF Reynolds
@andrewmfreynolds.bsky.social
The Roth of Old? Yeah that'd be epic. The current version of Roth who has sold out to CBS? Clear pandering by a faded star trying to rouse his old fans of 2.5 hours ago.
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I personally thought Roth was better before he sold out to CBS. Sad!
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Difficult by design! It's a stupid person's idea of a clever system.
December 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ok, that's it. We need to bring back bullying.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
WHYBIS THIS MAN ALWAYS NERVOUSLY DRINKING WATER
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I think you mean "I didn't realize this BAD a typo the whole time."
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My grandfather called syphillis "an oldie but a goodie." Do with that what you will

Anyway, my gift was penicillin, so shouts out to the person who ends up with that.
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Toddlers, in my experience, are more incisive and direct.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Can't tell if this is a joke or not; could i get a tone clarifier please?
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Diabolical is the perfect (only?) word for Flores. This has been so fun to watch
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I always loved the Scrubs exchange between Turk and JD:

JD: Since when do you care about what people think?
Turk: I don't. I care what *you* think.
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Real men make sure she gets at least 2 every time. Workshopping a name for this concept, but for now, I'll call it sexual reparations.
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Passed the deception check to get the book advance, insufficient intelligence ability to overcome a bad roll on the book.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says you hate to see it .
Alt: you hate to see it . But more than that. You love to see it. Olivia Nucci is the worst.
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Abolishing ICE should be the moderate position.
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pastor, "No, I'm just happy to see you" was right there. Unlike you to miss. Are your potassium levels ok?
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sliding scale. At 12, i think you're officially too old to have your birthday or really spend any time at a trampoline park.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Well, as you know, I have a long history- some would say the longest- of not being involved with the military. Those doctors said my bone spurs were the biggest they'd ever seen. But anyway like i said i don't get involved with war crim- military decisions. Never have."
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Do we have a coup d'etoe situation here? Or does this foam foot use a dual executive model?
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Giving him way too much credit. He thinks salmon ladder is eating progressively larger raw salmon.
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If i were going to give that exercise a name it would be the hanging kip-assisted jackass.
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Less of a Christmas movie than Die Hard. But more of a Christmas movie than Bad Santa.
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Loved him in Dallas. Would have loved it if they ever could have figured out how to play to his strengths as a back.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM