John the Haterade Baptist
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“Woke shitpost pandertron” – he/him
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absolutely and uncontroversially one of the fucking best to ever fucking do it
One of the all-time greats - guitarist, songwriter, producer, icon. Rest easy, Steve. variety.com/2025/music/n...
Steve Cropper, Legendary Guitarist for Booker T. & the MG’s, Otis Redding and the Blues Brothers, Dies at 84
Steve Cropper, guitarist for Booker T. & the MG's, Otis Redding, the Blues Brothers and many more, has died. He was 84.
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December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
absolutely and uncontroversially one of the fucking best to ever fucking do it
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In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
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it's like getting into a fistfight with a toddler. the toddler can't win but also you feel vaguely bad about it
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
it's like getting into a fistfight with a toddler. the toddler can't win but also you feel vaguely bad about it
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"We don't support the fascist junta's war. But you fighting back after they invaded is a war crime."
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"We don't support the fascist junta's war. But you fighting back after they invaded is a war crime."
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OYSTERMAN is just a silver age Daredevil villain name. now youll go "dan, im picturing some sort of haunting Gordon fisherman looking type" oh no no dumb strawman i invented. Imagine a guy in a costume where his head is just a giant oyster.
oysterman discourse again. I’d say an indicator of potential Fetterman Syndrome is when the primary candidate and their campaign/supporters seem more interested in beating other Democrats than Republicans
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
OYSTERMAN is just a silver age Daredevil villain name. now youll go "dan, im picturing some sort of haunting Gordon fisherman looking type" oh no no dumb strawman i invented. Imagine a guy in a costume where his head is just a giant oyster.
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Also if you are rigging bread prices the on of the last people you are going to tell is your Third party management consultants.
Guys, I’m not on the Pete train or anything but he was a fucking associate
Stop acting like he was some kind of criminal mastermind
Stop acting like he was some kind of criminal mastermind
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Also if you are rigging bread prices the on of the last people you are going to tell is your Third party management consultants.
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these daily oval office things are increasingly looking like family holiday visits to grandpa at the nursing home
Trump: "Can we uhhh, talk about it? Right there is a man. Come here, let me say hello to you."
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
these daily oval office things are increasingly looking like family holiday visits to grandpa at the nursing home
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But have you considered, how dare she point out that the Nazi brainworms video app is infecting people with Nazi brainworms.
I see people are mad at Hillary Clinton for being correct again
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
But have you considered, how dare she point out that the Nazi brainworms video app is infecting people with Nazi brainworms.
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I simply hate it when tens of thousands of predatory pinnipeds gorge on my local salmon
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I simply hate it when tens of thousands of predatory pinnipeds gorge on my local salmon
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I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
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Andreessen will appeal to the Pope's greed and vanity.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Andreessen will appeal to the Pope's greed and vanity.
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Tag yourself I'm the Gourmet Kitchen that is nothing next to a bedroom
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Tag yourself I'm the Gourmet Kitchen that is nothing next to a bedroom
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Definitive Bryan Johnson take:
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Definitive Bryan Johnson take:
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uhhhh...did Krasner not get a heads up that this guy was the target of a murder investigation?
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
uhhhh...did Krasner not get a heads up that this guy was the target of a murder investigation?
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"Hey my employer is just minimizing Nazis, what's wrong with that?"
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"Hey my employer is just minimizing Nazis, what's wrong with that?"
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If NYC was in India it would be known as The Friendly City or something like that, the gap in niceness between average NYCer and average Indian citydweller is like going from a gopher hole to the Grand Canyon
The friendliest, most helpful place I've ever been was NYC, contrary to it's usual depiction.
An important thing about cities is that people are often engaging while walking, biking, or taking public transit, as opposed to the car-centric suburbs. Cars isolate us and make us angry and unhappy.
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If NYC was in India it would be known as The Friendly City or something like that, the gap in niceness between average NYCer and average Indian citydweller is like going from a gopher hole to the Grand Canyon
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having money is the most useful skill you can have, second most useful skill is being hot, third most useful skill is juggling
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
having money is the most useful skill you can have, second most useful skill is being hot, third most useful skill is juggling
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Based on the elections a few weeks ago I’d say it’s more like Dems are gonna be a bunch of 45 year olds who spent 10 years living in northern Virginia, speaks fluent Arabic and have odd resume gaps
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Based on the elections a few weeks ago I’d say it’s more like Dems are gonna be a bunch of 45 year olds who spent 10 years living in northern Virginia, speaks fluent Arabic and have odd resume gaps
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Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
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Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
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they were literally planning on trying to colonize more indigenous patagonians until the pope noticed and told them to knock it off, so they pivoted to try to start shit with England under the theory that England is less of a sympathetic target
“this hunk of land we, a nation of european fascist escapees who killed all the indigenous folks, never went to should be ours because of spain, you colonizers”
I'm saying that the Malvinas do not belong to the argentinean state, they belong to the argentinean people, it's their cause, it's their claim, it has nothing to do with the stupid argentinean dictatorship or the state. Go read a book about Argentina that wasn't written by an english man and maybe
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
they were literally planning on trying to colonize more indigenous patagonians until the pope noticed and told them to knock it off, so they pivoted to try to start shit with England under the theory that England is less of a sympathetic target