Jason K Pargin, author
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social
Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
fuck him up bonnie
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
fuck him up bonnie
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
I estimate that 96% of deep-fried turkey attempts end in a house-destroying fireball, based on the clips I see on local news and the internet. And yet we keep doing it because this is America, we do not live in fear and THAT is what I'm thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I estimate that 96% of deep-fried turkey attempts end in a house-destroying fireball, based on the clips I see on local news and the internet. And yet we keep doing it because this is America, we do not live in fear and THAT is what I'm thankful for
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
It's weird because Ryan Lizza is basically playing the role of the accomplice that turns state's evidence and spills everything about his partner for the promise of immunity (for his role in covering up, for past sexual harassment accusations) but nobody promised him any immunity
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's weird because Ryan Lizza is basically playing the role of the accomplice that turns state's evidence and spills everything about his partner for the promise of immunity (for his role in covering up, for past sexual harassment accusations) but nobody promised him any immunity
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
I've seen all sorts of instructions for how to turn off copilot on windows 11, but as an fyi, you can go into "add and remove programs" and just uninstall it. surprisingly, they let you do that. Does that remove every stupid ai thing? No idea, but in theory copilot is gone
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I've seen all sorts of instructions for how to turn off copilot on windows 11, but as an fyi, you can go into "add and remove programs" and just uninstall it. surprisingly, they let you do that. Does that remove every stupid ai thing? No idea, but in theory copilot is gone
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
this is very good journalism
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
As Esau Lopez was asphyxiated for the first 17 minutes of his life on Earth, the atmosphere in the room remained serene, even ecstatic. Acoustic music crooned from a speaker in a modest two-bedroom apartment in a suburb of Pennsylvania. “You are a queen,” murmured one of three friends in the room.
Only Esau’s mother, Gabrielle Lopez, felt something was wrong. She was pushing hard, but her son would not be born. “Can you help [him] out?” she asked, as Esau crowned. “Baby is coming,” the friend replied. Four minutes later, Lopez asked again, “Can you grab [him]?” Another friend murmured, “Baby is safe.” Six minutes passed. Again, Lopez asked, “Can you grab [him]?” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
this is very good journalism
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
The thing about Star Trek is that the majority of it has the crew spending most of the episode trying to figure out, through arguing and investigating, what's the right thing to do in a complicated situation and I don't think any shows do that now? Like in a Very Special Episode but not all the time
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The thing about Star Trek is that the majority of it has the crew spending most of the episode trying to figure out, through arguing and investigating, what's the right thing to do in a complicated situation and I don't think any shows do that now? Like in a Very Special Episode but not all the time
For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
This is a good gift for someone you don’t have to interact with the rest of the year
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is a good gift for someone you don’t have to interact with the rest of the year
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
Heat pumps are the most efficiency heating technology ever invented.
That's because they harvest, compress and transport pre-existing heat from the air, the ground or the water.
Compared to a gas boiler heat pumps deliver ~4x more heat for each unit of energy inout.
That's because they harvest, compress and transport pre-existing heat from the air, the ground or the water.
Compared to a gas boiler heat pumps deliver ~4x more heat for each unit of energy inout.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Heat pumps are the most efficiency heating technology ever invented.
That's because they harvest, compress and transport pre-existing heat from the air, the ground or the water.
Compared to a gas boiler heat pumps deliver ~4x more heat for each unit of energy inout.
That's because they harvest, compress and transport pre-existing heat from the air, the ground or the water.
Compared to a gas boiler heat pumps deliver ~4x more heat for each unit of energy inout.
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
That’s right hell yeah
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
That’s right hell yeah
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
NYT: RFK Jr personally ordered the change in the CDC website's language around vaccines and autism
My own editorial: I hope that RFK Jr is [redacted] until he [redacted].
My own editorial: I hope that RFK Jr is [redacted] until he [redacted].
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
NYT: RFK Jr personally ordered the change in the CDC website's language around vaccines and autism
My own editorial: I hope that RFK Jr is [redacted] until he [redacted].
My own editorial: I hope that RFK Jr is [redacted] until he [redacted].
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
The month the Cybertruck was released I immediately saw two of them in my part of the city, always driven by the same two guys. I was shocked. "People are actually buying this thing!"
Almost two years later, I have never seen a third.
Almost two years later, I have never seen a third.
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The month the Cybertruck was released I immediately saw two of them in my part of the city, always driven by the same two guys. I was shocked. "People are actually buying this thing!"
Almost two years later, I have never seen a third.
Almost two years later, I have never seen a third.
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
Reposted by Jason K Pargin, author
I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms 🌭 | 1900HOTDOG
Get more from 1900HOTDOG on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms 🌭 | 1900HOTDOG
Get more from 1900HOTDOG on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...