John the Haterade Baptist
@xtpd.bsky.social
“Woke shitpost pandertron” – he/him
A somewhat-exhaustive graph of where various X-Men stand on Peter Parker
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A somewhat-exhaustive graph of where various X-Men stand on Peter Parker
It’s odd that there’s not been much noise about X-Men #8 in the wake of Beast’s heel turn, because Ben Percy’s Beast is pretty much the logical endpoint of “first defector/pro-Magneto X-Man” & “guy who purposely overloads a dude’s powers so he can use the threat of starvation as a leash”
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s odd that there’s not been much noise about X-Men #8 in the wake of Beast’s heel turn, because Ben Percy’s Beast is pretty much the logical endpoint of “first defector/pro-Magneto X-Man” & “guy who purposely overloads a dude’s powers so he can use the threat of starvation as a leash”
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Interested to hear @johnlk.bsky.social’s thoughts on X-Men #8, where Beast intentionally overloads Unus’ power so he can extort Unus into nonviolence. Even for the Silver Age it’s an unusually dickish way to defeat a villain, and it seems a primary point of reference for Ben Percy’s X-Force
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Interested to hear @johnlk.bsky.social’s thoughts on X-Men #8, where Beast intentionally overloads Unus’ power so he can extort Unus into nonviolence. Even for the Silver Age it’s an unusually dickish way to defeat a villain, and it seems a primary point of reference for Ben Percy’s X-Force
![(in reply to “Its [Latin American elections] always nazi vs communist:” “Fujimori vs. Castillo was possibly the most cursed election of all time”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreibt7wtbznw5aweq66ctocclozfnjvjkv4kckmrw5o3dagzrcgzgoi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The Nobel committee is very very lucky that Hank McCoy’s Nobel wasn’t for statescraft
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Nobel committee is very very lucky that Hank McCoy’s Nobel wasn’t for statescraft
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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*The Amazing Spider-Man* #16 seems to be implying that Peter chose Norman Osborn as his replacement Spider-Man, and I regret to inform you that if this so, then it immediately catapults the Joe Kelly run as “best Spider-Man run since DeMatteis SSM”
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*The Amazing Spider-Man* #16 seems to be implying that Peter chose Norman Osborn as his replacement Spider-Man, and I regret to inform you that if this so, then it immediately catapults the Joe Kelly run as “best Spider-Man run since DeMatteis SSM”
“Rackeningul dorește să carry out noi metes pentru a better forputtinga”
“O rackening quer carry out novas metes para better a forputting”
“El rackening vœur carry out nœuf metes per better la forputting”
“O rackening quer carry out novas metes para better a forputting”
“El rackening vœur carry out nœuf metes per better la forputting”
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Rackeningul dorește să carry out noi metes pentru a better forputtinga”
“O rackening quer carry out novas metes para better a forputting”
“El rackening vœur carry out nœuf metes per better la forputting”
“O rackening quer carry out novas metes para better a forputting”
“El rackening vœur carry out nœuf metes per better la forputting”
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I regret to inform you that another Olivia Nuzzi LORE DROP has hit social media servers www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
![Livvy is proof that in some circum-stances, presented only with a cover, it actually is quite possible to get a fairly good feel of things. We got an email from Livvy over the weekend. It's one of those emails you finish reading with a sense that the only positive outcome will be if it turns out to be a viral.
Here's how her biog [sic] starts.
"Offensive", "vapid", "frothy", "bubblegum",
"outrageous", "morally bankrupt" and
"undeniably infectious"... these are just
some of the words that have been used to describe "Jailbait", and the not-yet-
legal mind behind it, sixteen year old singer/songwriter, Livvy.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreigfgfkobqfivehapy2657kspmnh5sc72otjb4vwf7x45clbw6blci@jpeg)
![Want to hear the song?
[audio:jailbait2010.mp3]
Our favourite thing about the email is that after treating us to a song celebrating the lighter side of paedophilia with a social conscience and lightness of touch that makes Ke$ha seem almost sentient,
Livvy leaves us with this splendidly formal signoff.
Thank you in advance for any consideration and for your time, feel free to contact me at your convenience.
More Livvy at
myspace.com/officiallivvymusic.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreihlqmyj2haxziuykv2vwfil2ncaucuddy4bquziwv6uwknbadossu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I regret to inform you that another Olivia Nuzzi LORE DROP has hit social media servers www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
I regret to inform you that Hank McCoy is the Marvel hero most likely to hit up active supervillains to solicit their advice and/or mald
![To: Normal.Osborn@protonmail.com [Norman Osborn’s e-mail]
Cc/Bcc, From: TheRealHankMcCoy@gmail.com
Subject: WOMEN
Why won't Abigail return my calls. She's more ruthless than I am, one would think she'd be more than happy to act a sounding board. Anyway, how'd you get back in the game after Emily left you
Dr. Henry Philip McCoy
Illuminatus](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreiceuha4fx2axvubznfalf673nquvm6zjks6pc2iazyuf2jiixnkpa@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I regret to inform you that Hank McCoy is the Marvel hero most likely to hit up active supervillains to solicit their advice and/or mald
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Upon even the slightest application of pressure, prison abolitionists’ actual plans are like
1% actionable, scalable proposals
2% “guess we’ll just have to live with this”
15% “please don’t put in the newspaper that this is prison”
32% “crimes will simply Not Happen in our utopia
and the rest
1% actionable, scalable proposals
2% “guess we’ll just have to live with this”
15% “please don’t put in the newspaper that this is prison”
32% “crimes will simply Not Happen in our utopia
and the rest
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Upon even the slightest application of pressure, prison abolitionists’ actual plans are like
1% actionable, scalable proposals
2% “guess we’ll just have to live with this”
15% “please don’t put in the newspaper that this is prison”
32% “crimes will simply Not Happen in our utopia
and the rest
1% actionable, scalable proposals
2% “guess we’ll just have to live with this”
15% “please don’t put in the newspaper that this is prison”
32% “crimes will simply Not Happen in our utopia
and the rest
This specific abolitionist seems to be pro-“drug everyone into nonviolence,” which…it is definitely a take
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This specific abolitionist seems to be pro-“drug everyone into nonviolence,” which…it is definitely a take
One of the past decade’s least pleasant surprises is finding out the New York Times unironically has this worldview:
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
One of the past decade’s least pleasant surprises is finding out the New York Times unironically has this worldview:
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
![MenshevikM: “I respect this [take not shown, but it’s then-Massachusetts governor issuing a COVID stay-at-home order for Connecticut citizens]. Connecticut does not exactly exist, it's a hoax made by a white citizens council who hate having to exist as a glorified land bridge between New York and Boston
At least a state like New Jersey embraces it's [sic] trashy underdog identity as a patch of highway between Philly and New York, in 240 years as a country what the fuck has connecticut given us, fucking Gillmore Girls? Patriots fans who are polite? Fuck off”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkdwdh6nf33kgesprqjiol4x/bafkreic4hw4j35e7chabs2dyffr5tvul3us4vmxyleokjkkwcw3omaxeum@jpeg)