“He says he stopped the war between Egypt and Ethiopia. I’m from Ethiopia! We didn’t have a war with Egypt!”

Within just a few hours of getting this feedback, the student *emailed the fucking governor*. Her mom is all over Xitter posting like mad. I mean, are you new here? This coordinated RW attack is a pattern, and if you aren't paying attention to this context, I can't take you seriously. Do better.

it really is just elite status games all the way to the top

a bunch of people who went to good schools are jealous that some people might be getting degrees from those schools "undeservedly" so now we're gonna get a thousand articles implying ADHD isn't real

just fucking kill me man

i realize its almost quaint to point this out but 'conservatism means violating oaths of honor' is just.

these people need to be put in the device

Staggering, bouncing off walls, unsure of my situation in space and time. I grabbed the nearest poor fool by his lapels and screamed in his face.

"The WWE Hall of Fame, where is it?"
"What?"
"The WWE Hall of Fame, you waterhead. Tell me where it is, damn you."
"It's... it's just an idea!"

also the Israelis *have a plausible claim to indigineity* due to being the descendents of the Jewish diaspora that once lived there, so if you're going to assert "oh yeah Argentinian ancestors once fished there which is why the islands are ours" you need to explain why it doesn't count for the Jews

Orville Wright's post-Wilbur life was devoted to:
A. yeah we went first and not that Smithsonian golden boy Langley
B. it was definitely the Wright _Brothers_ and not Wilbur pulling Orville along in his wake

it does make a lot of sense that deranged nationalists would have reasons to quote Roger Waters

fuck that guy

I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ