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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2h

matt walsh has obviously never been in a tankie group chat. It's basically this guy in a circular firing squad.

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 7h

Over a long enough timeframe this would be fantastic for genetic self-selection

unfortunately I do not think the planet would survive long enough for these dickheads to wank themselves out of the gene pool.

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Two under the armpits when you leave the house

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 1d

Minimum two for an English winter. Feck knows how many for a Canadian one.

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Fr though you have one of these in hot milk and brown sugar and winter cannot touch you

tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · Nov 2

i cannot express how big these fucking things are if you are familiar with eating them as breakfast cereal, which are all instead the mini variety.

Shredded wheat breakfast cereal, one of them is held over a bowl.

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

I mean i don't think she actually said that, I used it as an example of the contrarian pseudo-liberal heterodoxy she's made her bread 'n buttah

Because she's deep in the dunning-krueger

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

But surely *this* time...

I don't even think it's that. Bari always knew she was smart and since none of her peers seemed to acknowledge it, she struck out on her own.

And when the billionaire money rolled in, that was validation of her smarts, and certainly not cause she was a useful idiot.

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Hey Calgary I'm in a play opening Nov 1! Come see it!

thetheatre.com/thedrawerboy/

Season 1: The Drawer Boy November 1-15, 2025

Visit the post for more.

thetheatre.com

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

If literally nothing else, I'll bet all that fatass David Ellison money helps

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Every one of her interviews is a masterclass in unearned self-confidence. I don't think she's devoted a second to self-reflection - just an entirely unexamined life.

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Every Bari Weiss interview is: "As a Queer Jewish woman I felt like it was time to courageously speak up and say 'I think it's time we re-examine the virtue of the civil rights movement.'

And then everyone started booing, and I wept at how the level of discourse had degraded in this country."

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

tiny the rat has upended the turtle/pirate binary system

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

They keep adding new genders and I can't keep up

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

Nah he's gonna hang around on earth instead to help others achieve the path, like a Bodhisattva for racist pedophiles

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

Screenshot of a tweet from @CALLHERDIARA. "i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

And I mean to be fair, a lot of us have a perverted little appreciation for the weather underground so it's not like we're saints or anything.

But gosh at least we can muster some empathy. Wrong is wrong

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

You ask them "Doesn't it bother you that the government can just round up people and disappear them at will?"

And they will say either:

"Well it's not happening to me so, I don't see the problem." or

"Well the liberals do the same thing!"

Pure rationalization

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

And like, I get it, nobody thinks they're the bad guy. Conservatives tend to have a very strong line between who they consider worthy of humanity, and I don't think that "Citizens being rounded up and ripped from their families" even registers in their minds. They just blank.

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

"“For this movie to make any sense at all, one has to believe the United States, today, right now, is a fascist dictatorship,” wrote David Marcus at Fox News"

Conveniently ignoring *gestures broadly*

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

This quote is a fascinating look at the conservative mind actually.

"Owning firearms, favoring borders, voting differently — these aren’t policy differences; they’re treated as moral crimes, grounds for extermination."

Conservatives Take Aim at ‘One Battle After Another’: “Year’s Most Irresponsible Movie”

While Paul Thomas Anderson's film is being heralded as a masterpiece by many, some conservatives accuse it of potentially inspiring left-wing violence.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 3d

Nah that doesn't hold up. Papers, Please had consequences for doing a bad job

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 3d

Ok mr Rockefeller, enjoy your *warm beans*

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 3d

We can stop catering to these guys because they have no money, having spent everything on costumes in stellar blade

TheGamersician 🎮🎶 @thegamersician.com · 4d

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Speak for yourself lol

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 4d

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

TheGamersician 🎮🎶 @thegamersician.com · 4d

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Speak for yourself lol

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 3d

Can't stand it when rodents read!