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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 1h

an incredible mind, heart of a poster

a hungry mouth
@AHUNGRYMOUTH

scotch is a scam. every time i ask for "gabagoolin 69" the bartender just nods & pours. i have never been questioned

7:04 AM · Apr 20, 2018

tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 1h

putting this particular gem of a post from the incredible @ahungrymouth.bsky.social here because it doesn't need to be forgotten

a hungry mouth
@AHUNGRYMOUTH

idk what animal a "tenga" is but their eggs taste like shit

2:18 AM · Sep 5, 2019

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · Jun 23

horror game called Post Trauma where you navigate the forum you used to frequent and the Private Messages from a forty year old housewife who is intent on telling you at 14 years young about her failing marriage.

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · Oct 11

if i were dracula i would simply sup on mankind's greed while forcing all who oppose me to traverse my ever changing halls filled with foul demons and devious traps. also i would have a gun, a dracula gun.

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 10h

impossible for me to say if these are the same developer but it appears there are not one but two separate projects for tracking in real time real world aircraft in minecraft. one with a mod that is newer and this two year old series of posts that does it with just vanilla commands.

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 12h

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 11h

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 11h

i like how the last one isn't even having people over for hookah, just light it up.

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 11h

last time i fired it up was 2017 and i think i just want a controller game.

tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 11h

what if i fired up those Monolith Mordor games and basked in a bunch of awful little men hurl insults at me as i chop off countless orc heads.

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unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 11h

Where my rug Wednesday

Cat looking nonplussed at the sudden absence of the rug she likes to lounge on

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 12h

got out of my own hospital adventure a couple days ago, much best luck on your regenerating

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · Apr 22

for some ungodly reason i had a dream where I was frying up some steak-uuums and i clearly remember the package boasting it contained "100% analogous steak meats"

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ficohico @ficohiko.bsky.social · 14h

これは昨日のアザラシさん

#ねこ部睡曜日
#Blueskyねこ部

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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 22h

Imagine, you are buzzing after the last sip of your third Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc. You just met a lovely retiree whose daughter-in-law is going to phone you about the condo in Hallandale. You walk up to my tent, I smile at you. I have Golgotha loaded up in Classic.

Cold email from marketer:
"Good morning Jason, are you or Brian Bucklew the right person to speak with about influencer partnerships?

We recently signed on as the exclusive influencer partner for the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, activating creators across 35 of their events."

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 14h

you know, for 20 years

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 14h

while it's a funny line to parade around "guess we can finally get rid of the bilinear filtering default in GZDoom" it really does suck ass that all the work people have put into the project was stymied due to having to tiptoe around the whims of Graf Zahl being an unreasonable prick.

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 14h

it's been so long in the running a fork has been in the works for a good long while with features such as: actual real usable multiplayer code among other things. it really is such a slap in the face of all the people who have kept this project going that actual game devs rely on now.

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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 14h

食べていいですか？がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Can I eat it?

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 14h

think this is finally enough to get me off the couch

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 14h

this episode of star trek is spock has to return to his home planet because he's horny and if he doesn't do it in a week he'll die

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 15h

what they don't tell ya about stuffing you full of iodine packing strips is you're gonna smell like iodine for days

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tyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 16h

i think antiques roadshow should have bleachers in front of all the tables for audience members to sit in and you get to cheer when they say the estimated prices

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www.hottopic.com @chuunitoons.bsky.social · 1d

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Nash Muhandes @nashmuhandes.bsky.social · 19h

I suppose we'll finally have texture filtering turned off by default. Hash tag if you know you know

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