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Comics are dumb but also the best.
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This one's on me, me explaining "a trap game" to my dad earlier today took forever and I was throwing to much negative energy into the universe
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I might hate this team now (72 hour take expiration)
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Might have accidentally whip my phone crossed the room in an surprised wrist flick on the fumble recovery
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
In what universe is this not neutral zone
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
That's the most bullshit false start call I have ever seen are you shitting me
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Literally every Lamar pick has been either off a bobbled catch or a tipped passed. Commited to the ultimate asterisk stat (furious)
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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BING BONG (whiskeys flowing)
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
DIDNT HEAR NO BELL. (Dad has more wild turkey than god)
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This offensive line is officially on Possibly Shit watch. Not a fan of
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
FUCK
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
BING BONG (whiskeys flowing)
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Holy Roman Empire but it's the tenuous power dynamics of Eastern Marylands Royal Farms and Wawas. Blood may eventually be she'd. But not this day
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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“USians” is “sportsball” but for geopolitics
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
lol at Vance blowing up half of this sites spot up with this dogshit take.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Wife prepped her patented apple cider vodka sangria that I'm pretty sure legally is absinthe
It’s time to bake pies and make gravy
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
got bumped to 2x cuz of staff shortage
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
this is just "what if bethesda had a not jank engine" question fm
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This platform is still massively against the DMR because everyone here was too old for Reach
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Pick-up basketball is a *throws dart at dart board* addiction proliferator and *spins wheel* trauma enabling
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
knew it
i kinda agree that poker isn't very left-coded because 1) it's male-coded and 2) gambling generally is clearly right-coded now.

that doesn't mean lefty people can't, shouldn't, or don't play poker and it certainly shouldn't be a surprise that e.g. Mamdani does
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i think the true power is being bald in your 20s/30s makes "hey you look the same" easier when your 50
I’m aware of the, uh…old expression, but Donald Faison truly looks as though at the end of the last episode of the original Scrubs run in 2009 he fell into a wormhole to the present day
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
pulling out the American Conference alternates for thanksgiving is demon behavior. need to drop 40 on them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Listen, Barro is a dipshit, but don't any of you get on your high horse, "poker is rightwing actually" would get massive numbers On Here. Taking a 9 day, 700 comment deep thread pat on the back k about it
what?
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM