ChickenSedan 💦🥩
@chickensedan.bsky.social
Member of the @sickoscommittee.bsky.social
ITYSL is far too annoyingly part of my personality
Meat tank appreciator
ITYSL is far too annoyingly part of my personality
Meat tank appreciator
Representation is important
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Representation is important
Clearly, Detroit has the superior Thanksgiving Day parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Clearly, Detroit has the superior Thanksgiving Day parade
Kid with no friends wants to be class president. His platform? No homework and no pizza
A 30-year-old ex–hedge fund analyst wants to be governor of Florida. His platform? Scrap H-1Bs, abolish property taxes, and maybe require a lottery just to move to Florida.
@samsteindc.bsky.social and @willsommer.bsky.social try to make sense of James Fishback. lnk.thebulwark.com/43OeMAS?utm_...
@samsteindc.bsky.social and @willsommer.bsky.social try to make sense of James Fishback. lnk.thebulwark.com/43OeMAS?utm_...
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Kid with no friends wants to be class president. His platform? No homework and no pizza
He looks so happy. Like he’s gonna catch Covid again
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He looks so happy. Like he’s gonna catch Covid again
New idea I’m trying this year: any time I hear my wife express interest in having something, I pull out my phone and write it in the Notes app
Ok pals - we’re starting the annual “what do I get for my wife/mom/sister/partner/lady in life?” thread
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
New idea I’m trying this year: any time I hear my wife express interest in having something, I pull out my phone and write it in the Notes app
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Let me tell you about another man of faith who made room in his heart for sex workers
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
James Talarico shuts down OnlyFans controversy with perfect response
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Let me tell you about another man of faith who made room in his heart for sex workers
If BYU was around then, they could have sent missionaries to teach him soaking
I see people talking about Charles Guiteau having phimosis, which reminded me about Louis XVI's inability to consummate his marriage (not due to phimosis, as it turns out), and this incredible letter that his brother-in law the Emperor wrote to his brother about Louis's difficulties:
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If BYU was around then, they could have sent missionaries to teach him soaking
I started taking weekly improv classes
as the husband of a mahjong addict, dudes need to identify an activity that can be done relatively easily in groups with minimal financial commitment so they can get out of the house for 2-3 hours on a school night, have two beers, and shoot the shit with their buddies.
It won't be mahjong tho.
It won't be mahjong tho.
This is excellent, and great fun to read. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I started taking weekly improv classes
These people are so much more fun to read about than the nearsighted weirdos who want to populate the world
For my first piece back from vacation, I blogged about the people who moved from Texas to Russia to escape gay people and then found out living in Russia kind of sucks:
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
They left Texas for Russia to escape 'LGBT indoctrination.' Turns out, it sucks.
Their Texas towns had too much "DEI" and "LGBT indoctrination." So they moved to Russia and became influencers.
www.chron.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
These people are so much more fun to read about than the nearsighted weirdos who want to populate the world
When you’re definitely the good guys
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When you’re definitely the good guys
I wish there was an app where we could all gather and talk about this
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
Jeremy Renner accused of threatening to ‘call ICE’ on filmmaking partner
Jeremy Renner has been accused of threatening to “call ICE” on his filmmaking partner Yi Zhou and sharing “unsolicited pornographic images” with her.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I wish there was an app where we could all gather and talk about this
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
Watching Back to the Future 2. Incredible how it got everything wrong about 2015, but everything right about the current timeline
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Watching Back to the Future 2. Incredible how it got everything wrong about 2015, but everything right about the current timeline
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped
Look at this tacky paper sign
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Look at this tacky paper sign
My wife just turned to me and said “I don’t know what happened, but for some reason Larry Bird is all over my for you page”
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My wife just turned to me and said “I don’t know what happened, but for some reason Larry Bird is all over my for you page”
This is annoying as hell coming from a Polish guy
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is annoying as hell coming from a Polish guy
Scariest thing I saw last night was a couple with two kids named Nixon and Thatcher
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Scariest thing I saw last night was a couple with two kids named Nixon and Thatcher
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
The Chair Company is modern Lovecraft
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Chair Company is modern Lovecraft
Jimmy Rolder legacy game
October 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Jimmy Rolder legacy game
Loving the two fullback formations Michigan is running tonight
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Loving the two fullback formations Michigan is running tonight
Justice Haynes has been nothing short of incredible this year
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Justice Haynes has been nothing short of incredible this year
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I am a good member of a group chat
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am a good member of a group chat
Just saw a commercial for Ohio in the UM-MSU pregame. Wars have been fought over less
October 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just saw a commercial for Ohio in the UM-MSU pregame. Wars have been fought over less