☕️ Jeremy Diamond
@dmnd.me
Dad. Data business encabulator. Pizza robot whisperer. Trying to be a better baker.
Pinned
☕️ Jeremy Diamond
@dmnd.me
· Oct 3
i think we write this stuff off as the weird neuroses of high SES parents but what these people actually want is a heritable burgher class that their children have a guarenteed spot in
Some people have “It’s All Gender.” Others prefer “Housing Theory of Everything.”
My preferred mental model is “Elite Reproduction Crisis.”
My preferred mental model is “Elite Reproduction Crisis.”
Reposted by ☕️ Jeremy Diamond
[laudatory]
We have officially arrived at the “DSA candidates are just Democrats who want to do something instead of nothing” stage
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
[laudatory]
Do we think the replicator ever hallucinates?
replicator troubleshooting bad oreos
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Do we think the replicator ever hallucinates?
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by ☕️ Jeremy Diamond
Honestly it's funny that he is *quite literally* saying "deregulate and reduce the burden of taxation on business to create jobs" and nobody on the left will criticise him. Good.
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Honestly it's funny that he is *quite literally* saying "deregulate and reduce the burden of taxation on business to create jobs" and nobody on the left will criticise him. Good.
Every day we stray further from Jeeves
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Every day we stray further from Jeeves
Reposted by ☕️ Jeremy Diamond
jews checking their acceptance letters like
oh my god Yale
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
jews checking their acceptance letters like
The suggestion that you can cite one of the mainstream chatbots is easily the worst part of this
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The suggestion that you can cite one of the mainstream chatbots is easily the worst part of this
Reposted by ☕️ Jeremy Diamond
Back in the mid 2010s I saw so many people take the advice “don’t write/work for free” literally. Like don’t be taken advantage of by a company but you still need to work for free to get better. Just work for yourself
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Back in the mid 2010s I saw so many people take the advice “don’t write/work for free” literally. Like don’t be taken advantage of by a company but you still need to work for free to get better. Just work for yourself
Reposted by ☕️ Jeremy Diamond
My uncle is leading some sort of “wtf is going on” inquiry at UT Austin and would confirm this thread, with the added complications that
1) profs who fail students get bad reviews
2) profs who fail students get yelled at for eliminating tuition money
3) profs who 1) and 2) get fired
1) profs who fail students get bad reviews
2) profs who fail students get yelled at for eliminating tuition money
3) profs who 1) and 2) get fired
We're seeing possibly the worst attendance in history. Even in creative writing classes, where students generally want to participate and have their voice heard--they're not showing up, ignoring guidelines and feedback, and either describing expectations as "unclear" or simply refusing to comply.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My uncle is leading some sort of “wtf is going on” inquiry at UT Austin and would confirm this thread, with the added complications that
1) profs who fail students get bad reviews
2) profs who fail students get yelled at for eliminating tuition money
3) profs who 1) and 2) get fired
1) profs who fail students get bad reviews
2) profs who fail students get yelled at for eliminating tuition money
3) profs who 1) and 2) get fired
Reposted by ☕️ Jeremy Diamond
Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
I knew a kid like this growing up. He wanted to write video games. So he played video games All. The. Time. Never read a book.
As far as I know, he has never held a real job.
As far as I know, he has never held a real job.
I've never encountered more students who say they hate reading. Students who want to be teachers, writers, or both. I wonder if "hate" means "I have trouble reading," but I also talk with so many students who write in a genre but refuse to read in it. They can't see themselves in relation to others.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I knew a kid like this growing up. He wanted to write video games. So he played video games All. The. Time. Never read a book.
As far as I know, he has never held a real job.
As far as I know, he has never held a real job.
I assume the Onion staff published this one specifically for their super fans at the memory care facility
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I assume the Onion staff published this one specifically for their super fans at the memory care facility
You best start believing in Black Friday and Cyber Monday
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You best start believing in Black Friday and Cyber Monday
Well they might have, but their boss is trying to defund the elite law schools that want to launder them back into respectability
I hope the best military and civilian lawyers up and down the chain of command don't think they're getting the John Yoo treatment.
This is a lot of words to say, “Yikes! That Washington Post story about us illegally killing survivors on the open seas was 100% correct!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Well they might have, but their boss is trying to defund the elite law schools that want to launder them back into respectability
This is where stewardship begins.
Not in defending the old world,
but in preparing the mind
for the one that is already forming underneath it
Not in defending the old world,
but in preparing the mind
for the one that is already forming underneath it
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is where stewardship begins.
Not in defending the old world,
but in preparing the mind
for the one that is already forming underneath it
Not in defending the old world,
but in preparing the mind
for the one that is already forming underneath it
I think it’s cute that the MAGA business types thought they could ride the 2021-2024 D backlash so hard that they could convince a critical mass of companies to incorporate outside of Delaware and delist from NYSE or NASDAQ
Texas - Texas A&M Brought To You By The Texas Stock Exchange (TM)
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I think it’s cute that the MAGA business types thought they could ride the 2021-2024 D backlash so hard that they could convince a critical mass of companies to incorporate outside of Delaware and delist from NYSE or NASDAQ
PUT ME IN COACH, I AM READY TO SOLVE THE ELITE REPRODUCTION CRISIS
FEDERAL FUNDING CAPPED BY STUDENT BODY SIZE AND TT FACULTY-TO-STUDENT RATIO
THEN GIVE 20 ZILLION DOLLARS TO CUNY
FEDERAL FUNDING CAPPED BY STUDENT BODY SIZE AND TT FACULTY-TO-STUDENT RATIO
THEN GIVE 20 ZILLION DOLLARS TO CUNY
They should strip the funding from these schools and redirect the funds to schools who didn’t cower when D’s are back in power.
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
PUT ME IN COACH, I AM READY TO SOLVE THE ELITE REPRODUCTION CRISIS
FEDERAL FUNDING CAPPED BY STUDENT BODY SIZE AND TT FACULTY-TO-STUDENT RATIO
THEN GIVE 20 ZILLION DOLLARS TO CUNY
FEDERAL FUNDING CAPPED BY STUDENT BODY SIZE AND TT FACULTY-TO-STUDENT RATIO
THEN GIVE 20 ZILLION DOLLARS TO CUNY
Reposted by ☕️ Jeremy Diamond
no, yes, yes
is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
can’t fucking catch a breath
make it stop
make it stop
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
no, yes, yes
GovTech (derogatory) is the output of complex systems and processes — notably RFPs — that were not designed for software procurement.
The most successful public sector tech projects, at least in the US, tend to emerge from groups that have been allowed to customize this process. 18F, for example.
The most successful public sector tech projects, at least in the US, tend to emerge from groups that have been allowed to customize this process. 18F, for example.
Tech in the public sector here is often profound dogshit compared to many other places, it's wild
"Even as we have progressed technologically" has me thinking of a conversation I had yesterday with a relative visiting from England. He said the people working customs at the US airport where he arrived were understaffed, rude, and lacking in the technology that speeds visitors through in the UK.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
GovTech (derogatory) is the output of complex systems and processes — notably RFPs — that were not designed for software procurement.
The most successful public sector tech projects, at least in the US, tend to emerge from groups that have been allowed to customize this process. 18F, for example.
The most successful public sector tech projects, at least in the US, tend to emerge from groups that have been allowed to customize this process. 18F, for example.
Reposted by ☕️ Jeremy Diamond
ENGAGEMENT BAIT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ENGAGEMENT BAIT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT
What year does Mothership Strategies think it is
![Text Message • SMS
Today 11:02 AM
25TH AMENDMENT STUNNER: BARACK OBAMA DESTROYED TRUMP!
Sign if you support invoking the 25th Amendment to REMOVE Trump: [URL]
PCM
End2End](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yrt5gwlcn3kn4xgeoef4hbpy/bafkreiahdtlwii6yzedvgnzkesy72vaqnurutvza52twmkl4a4acq6uwgy@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What year does Mothership Strategies think it is
Holy fuck
Look at this incredible data. Republicans have bailed on Mike Johnson. His Speakership is in trouble, and there is a reason why @aftynbehn.bsky.social has made a +22 Trump district competitive. 3/
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Holy fuck
DAN DEACON MENTIONED youtu.be/_eMb_kh_glw?...
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
DAN DEACON MENTIONED youtu.be/_eMb_kh_glw?...
“Here’s another example of the Trump administration’s incompetence and how they lie to cover it up” is fine, actually
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Here’s another example of the Trump administration’s incompetence and how they lie to cover it up” is fine, actually