☕️ Jeremy Diamond
@dmnd.me
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Dad. Data business encabulator. Pizza robot whisperer. Trying to be a better baker.
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Bro, just one more humanoid robot, bro please, this one will be the true general purpose technology bro, this one will fill any labor shortage bro, our nanas and papas will let them into their homes to help them age in place bro, it’s the future bro, I won’t put guns on them I swear bro, bro
dmnd.me
Zhoug sauce is the 12 seed making a Cinderella run to the Final Four
dmnd.me
Hummus gets upset in the second round every year
starshine.bsky.social
Post dips and what seed they are

I feel like guac and chicken wing dip are both 1 seeds. I want to say hummus is a 1 seed but i think in my heart i know its a 2 seed
starshine.bsky.social
this site needs to get even more unhinged discourse. Someone make a ncaa bracket but for dips
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starshine.bsky.social
Post dips and what seed they are

I feel like guac and chicken wing dip are both 1 seeds. I want to say hummus is a 1 seed but i think in my heart i know its a 2 seed
starshine.bsky.social
this site needs to get even more unhinged discourse. Someone make a ncaa bracket but for dips
irhottakes.bsky.social
Going to take a moment to millennial the fuck out and say avocados are great and other generations were wrong to slander them. Guac is the best dip and that poke bowl with extra mangos and avocados was the shit.
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knitdan.bsky.social
I’m imagining 4 regions of 4

East
1. Blue cheese
2. Clam
3. Hummus
4. Tzatziki

Southeast
1. French Onion
2. Rotel Queso
3. Spinach-Artichoke
4. Au Jus

Midwest
1. 7-layer
2. Ranch
3. Fry sauce
4. Cowboy salsa

West
1. Smoked salmon cream cheese
2. Hatch salsa
3. Chipotle Aioli
4. Red Salsa
dmnd.me
Oh noooooooooooooo
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dmnd.me
They’re not broke and their access to capital is not in question, but it’s not something I would expect from them unless growth is slowing bsky.app/profile/dmnd...
dmnd.me
Inventing a Time Machine to go back one week and show this video to the Nobel committee
leahmcelrath.bsky.social
Nobel Peace Prize recipient María Corina Machado appeared on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast.

She touted the oil reserves in Venezuela (the largest in the world) and vowed to privatize the oil industry to enable American corporations to exploit and profit from the country’s resources if she gains power.
dmnd.me
Very disappointed in the timeline’s inability to appreciate advances in teledildonics and fleshlight technology
dmnd.me
For a long time, elite journalists have treated this stuff as a game because, if they didn’t, they might be tarred as partisan activists.

War came to their doorsteps anyway. Sucks for them I guess.
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scalehelix.net
"why did it take you five years to tell anyone that you've known about these people being groyper freaks the whole time" is a question none of them want to be asked
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Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.
dmnd.me
Tens of billions of dollars of revenue did not emerge out of thin air within three years of the first public-facing LLM product. Clearly there is demand.
dmnd.me
Look man you can just go on the ChatGPT website and check if it passes your test for doing a particular thing, we don’t have to do a back-and-forth about it
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golikehellmachine.com
what everyone needs to internalize is
picture of Garfield the cat with the text YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA
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ceej.online
I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer
ceej.online
ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
dmnd.me
Quite easily. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Zohran Mamdani's political rise runs parallel to an increase in Islamophobia. How can Americans reconcile those two facts?
dmnd.me
Should we get the meme out?
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Breaking News: Madagascar’s military claimed power moments after Parliament voted overwhelmingly to impeach President Andry Rajoelina, who faced mounting pressure after weeks of Gen Z protests.
Madagascar Rejoices After Military Takeover and Impeachment
The change in power came after Parliament voted to impeach President Andry Rajoelina, who faced mounting pressure after weeks of Gen Z protests.
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schraubd.bsky.social
This is the right take, fwiw. “Genocide” is a legal term, which means (a) it doesn’t become true just bc it is good mobilizing rhetoric or expresses the depth of one’s despair, and (b) it doesn’t become false bc accepting it as true would make one sad, uncomfortable, or challenge one’s self-image.
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On MSNBC, Kamala Harris was asked if she agreed that Israel is committing genocide against Palestinians.

“I will tell you that when you look at the number of children that have been killed [...] the refusal to give aid, we should all step back and ask this question and be honest about it, yeah.”
Former Vice President Kamala Harris held back from labeling Israel's actions in Gaza a "genocide" on Sunday but said it was an appropriate question.
"A lot of folks in your party have called what's happening in Gaza a genocide. Do you agree with that?" correspondent Eugene Daniels asked Harris during an interview on MSNBC's "The Weekend."
"Listen, it is a term of law that a court will decide," Harris responded. "But I will tell you that when you look at the number of children that have been killed, the number of innocent civilians that have been
killed, the refusal to give aid and support, we should all step back and ask this question and be honest about it, yeah."
dmnd.me
They have to be at least credible. There are more analysts with the means to check and more avenues for insiders to leak. It's not like 1999 when Ken Norton could make some key private observations about their broadband business but had no way to act on them www.bringthedonuts.com/essays/the-t...
The Time I Flew on the Enron Jet
Since 2006, Jeffrey K. Skilling has been known as inmate #29296-179 of the Federal Correction Institute (FCI) in Englewood, Colorado. In 2013, Mr. Skilling made a deal with prosecutors to cut ten year...
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dmnd.me
The human brain cannot handle 4o

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theophite.bsky.social
this is why i think 4o was extremely unethical to release.
faineg.bsky.social
another way in which LLMs make me feel like an alien as compared to their many fans: I find their default fawning conversational tone to be intensely, viscerally repulsive and suspicious.
dmnd.me
"more like 4o" is basically Sam re-releasing the cognitohazard that he previously contained
abeba.bsky.social
i don't have the words to emphasise how seriously bad things are gonna get
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aubreygilleran.bsky.social
I think this is the right way to run a primary against an otherwise popular incumbent governor without directly attacking her age (which might be sensitive to some older primary voters). Tie her to Schumer, who is very unpopular.
grahamformaine.bsky.social
Chuck Schumer should be focused on fighting Donald Trump and protecting healthcare for millions of Americans, not meddling in a Maine primary.

DC's choice has lost to Susan Collins five times in a row. We can't afford a sixth.