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☕️ Jeremy Diamond
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Dad. Data business encabulator. Pizza robot whisperer. Trying to be a better baker.
Sorry for China Hawking
a man wearing sunglasses and a blue hat is standing in front of a building
Alt: LMFAO
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I can’t think of a single Senate Dem I would trust to lead the caucus. Maybe Murray or Baldwin. But it’s also the worst job on Capitol Hill.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I think that’s right but I’m sure many spouses who work in the private sector would dip in for the sake of the household
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yeah if it was enough to ingest a few hundred dictionaries, this would be a much different conversation
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The first person who says “blockchain fixes this” is getting tased
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It’s not “too hard.” It’s effectively impossible.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kash Patel, somehow
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I've watched the New York Times grin as it lets itself get led around by the nose by Christopher Rufo, who literally says that's what he's doing *in the pages* of the Times. But then we're supposed to just accept "oh yeah we fired Epstein's Times buddy 6 years ago, it's cool, nothing to see here"?
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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There's a very obvious double standard at work here, where we get JAQing off FUD about Biden's mental health, the mere existence of transgender people, Clinton's email habits, trans people again, Mamdani's college app, more about trans people, but impenetrable "standards" for anything else.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I was once locked into an 8 character password. No more, no less. Letters and numbers only.

This was at a big bank.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Gaetz gone off that GOOD shit (Valkyr)
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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No living human should look this much like Max Payne 1. Even Sam Lake.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Don’t know if it has a name but at least some outfits do a version of this bsky.app/profile/mtsw...
Sometimes in my job I cut attack ads against Republicans and this is the kind of photo we look for - high contrast/shadowy lighting, dumb, unhappy, expression on his face, guy frowning behind him. It's a choice for a news organization when they pick these to run next to the headline!
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
xAI employees: Elon should sleep even less
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM