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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀

@momercury.bsky.social

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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:47swmvfvg34vdh3nufzothlt/feed/aaaakowm5uema 🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓 Foster CKCS. Spoonie. Queer. she/her #BanPuppyMills

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · Aug 16

Charlie has asked me to make a new pinned post.

First, he would like to remind everyone to find what brings you joy. We all need to hold onto something that brings us joy 💜

Second, he wants you to know that he strongly believes trans rights are not a purity test but a basic requirement.

tricolor Cavalier King Charles spaniel, laying on blue couch with green pillows in the background, looking at the camera sweetly, but also like he has something important to say

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8h

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2h

Why did they call it a ukulele when a 'weetar' was right there

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d

Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1h

i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12h

It is so easy to not be a sex pest, it is actually so much work to be a sex pest, and yet

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 10h

Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*

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Evil Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit.bsky.social · 3h

doctor: im sorry but your heart isn't healthy enough for sex

me: how come?

doctor: you could always masturbate, I suppose

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 2h

Too much, I’m sure.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 7d

“Let’s just agree.”

-problems solved

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8h

Who’s up fingering their beaver?

A photo of a beaver finger puppet on my finger

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2d

they should invent a shopping cart that doesn’t suck

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 2h

Who up feeling like men should have to submit applications to a committee of their peers to be on social media?

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 2h

Wife: “I hate teachers that grade you based on knowing information by rogue”

Me: …

Wife: ???

Me: do you mean by rote?

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · Aug 24

Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle

Pat Sajak: Go ahead

Me: I didn’t say I could

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15h

I've shouted, "If the devil was here i would SO make a deal with him!" multiple times but nothing has happened

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 15h

Get stuffed [seasonal]

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 15h

One fell off and the sadists said "We need more masochists jumpin' on the bed" 🏆👑 Congratulations @weeder.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15h

It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Then it's fun and games and laughter

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 15h

I would be unstoppable if I stopped stopping

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 21h

anyone wanna go halfsies on a
will to live? will to live anyone?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21h

Got my lists mixed up and now I'm reading the names of my enemies in the produce section

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 21h

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social • 47m
going viral here is worse than it used to be on twitter because half of the replies will just be pure pedantry

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[username redacted]
Would you prefer the white nationalism replies?

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 22h

It must be a lot of fun to watch the geese fight over leftovers from Canada heaven 🏆👑 Congratulations @brickmahoney.bsky.social from @momercury.bsky.social

Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 23h

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers

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