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Juiceticles

@juiceticles.bsky.social

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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · Mar 3

Had that nightmare again where I'm climbing Mt. Everest terrified because I forgot my phone charger

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2h

Balls are the tits of the taint

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 3h

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 1h

ok maybe just push-start my heart

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2h

I only stay disappointed so I don't get hopeful.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 3h

hello fellow human. how do you handle this weird life because I have no idea what I'm doing

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 12h

Baby are you a spare tire because you look kinda wonky & I don’t know how to change you.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 2h

I am the antithesis of knowing when to say when

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 8h

Uses candy corn as ear plugs.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 6h

In a love triangle between dehydration and clenching my jaw.

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Marloween @marlebean.bsky.social · 3d

My husband bought a giant Costco size bag of sugary candy for Halloween instead the chocolatey bag...
Why does he hate me so much?!

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Who Am I Kidding: a memoir

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 12h

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 8h

there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 10d

cattle implies the existence of dogtle

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 22h

Welcome to Shitposters Anonymous, my name is Jess and I enjoy romantic walks to the fridge, playing Diablo with my tits out, eating beef jerky, and telling people about my butthole online

I first realized I was a shitposter in 2010 and my attempts at stopping have been unsuccessful thus far