Jonathan Marks
marksjo1.bsky.social
Jonathan Marks
@marksjo1.bsky.social

Professor, freelance writer, author of Let's Be Reasonable: A Conservative Case for Liberal Education

Political science 32%
Philosophy 29%

I assume there will be an exception for white South Africans?
How much has ICE officer training deteriorated under Trump?
New deportation officers at ICE used to receive about 5 months of training; Academy training has now been shortened to just 47 days, a number "picked because Trump is the 47th president."
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Fast Times at Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Flush with cash and soaring with hubris, Trump appointees are supersizing ICE.
www.theatlantic.com
Some Kentucky Republicans want to ban naturalized Americans from holding public office, as the GOP drives ever-further into xenophobia. www.lpm.org/news/2026-01...
Immigrant citizens would be barred from local, state offices in Kentucky under proposed bills
A Republican lawmaker has filed two bills designed to keep naturalized Americans and those with dual citizenship from serving in local or state elected offices in Kentucky.
www.lpm.org

Cannot believe I let Kofi Annan sell me that prize. I’m such a sucker!
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become

Stay till the end when the thuggish, out of control masked man starts talking about “honor.”
Oof. Hats off to the guy who took the video. That took some onions.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

In my footage, which I've produced by putting images culled from CNN, Fox News, and someone known as Maga Ralph through a retinal scanner, then combining that image with a series of screenshots from recent Wordles, then instructing Grok to "make it dance," it's clear that . . . .
Oof. Hats off to the guy who took the video. That took some onions.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
Breaking:

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.

It will sound like sour grapes, but I had the K-Pop Demon Hunters idea first. The only differences were that it was a young klezmer band, they hunted dybbuks, and I wanted to use Claymation. I dropped the project because my then-dog had eaten all my clay.

"Hope you all had a good break! Here are your meeting requests! Also, we now worship Despair, which explains the new sculptures."

Worth reading. Amazing how much they've pumped into this venture.
New, from me: The NYT reporter who specializes in profiles of beleaguered right-wingers on campus went to New College...and found out that things were going ok!

So let me explain some pretty massive errors of omission: 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-nyt-re...
The NYT Recruiting Brochure for New College
A failing Ron DeSantis higher ed experiment gets a boost
donmoynihan.substack.com
New, from me: The NYT reporter who specializes in profiles of beleaguered right-wingers on campus went to New College...and found out that things were going ok!

So let me explain some pretty massive errors of omission: 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-nyt-re...
The NYT Recruiting Brochure for New College
A failing Ron DeSantis higher ed experiment gets a boost
donmoynihan.substack.com

Rick: "You better hurry, or you'll miss that plane."

[Rick watches her walk away with Laszlo]

Renault: "Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world!"

Romeo: O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night

Narrator: Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world."

Chorus: "O wretched day!"

A lot of you are saying, “Jonathan, the war on Christmas is over. You’ve lost!” To which I reply, “See you next year!” In the meantime, I grudgingly concede for 2025. Merry Christmas! Hope you’re happy now.

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My two-year-old niece correctly identified a giraffe and an elephant in pictures, displaying a level of cognitive mastery that can only be described as presidential.

But Griffin refuses to acknowledge that this will cost the people nothing because people seeking to buy favors from our corrupt administration will pay for it. That makes it a wash, right?
The cost of Trump's White House ballroom has doubled over the past five months:

In late July, the White House said the vanity project would cost $200 million. Now, it's $400 million.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
The cost of Trump’s White House ballroom has doubled over the past five months
In late July, the White House said the president’s vanity project would cost $200 million. Now, it’s $400 million.
www.ms.now

Sure. That’s incriminating. A 55 year old man marrying a 32 year old woman is very sex trafficking adjacent. Between this and writing a column about the Epstein obsession without disclosing that both were present at an Edge Foundation dinner in 2011, the man must be driven from public life.
Anyway, here's a photo of Brooks with his wife, who happens to be 23 years younger than him. This photo looks like a dad dropping his daughter off at college.

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The cost of Trump's White House ballroom has doubled over the past five months:

In late July, the White House said the vanity project would cost $200 million. Now, it's $400 million.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
The cost of Trump’s White House ballroom has doubled over the past five months
In late July, the White House said the president’s vanity project would cost $200 million. Now, it’s $400 million.
www.ms.now

He was at a big dinner at which Epstein was also present 15 years prior to writing the column. Even supposing Brooks recalled it, the idea that it is a”conflict of interest” to write about how not all elites are rapists when you and Epstein were on the same guest list once doesn’t make sense to me.
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

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Anyway, here's a photo of Brooks with his wife, who happens to be 23 years younger than him. This photo looks like a dad dropping his daughter off at college.
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

They are fools not to hire you!

I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU
"You're a big account, so you have a duty to ..."

Look, at some level, I get that.

But also ... I didn't run for the office of Big Account with a promise to you, the Bluesky voter, to deliver on certain issues.

I just logged onto the same site you did, made some posts, and people followed me.
"You're a big account, so you have a duty to ..."

Look, at some level, I get that.

But also ... I didn't run for the office of Big Account with a promise to you, the Bluesky voter, to deliver on certain issues.

I just logged onto the same site you did, made some posts, and people followed me.

Don't look at me. I suggested AI Dom DeLuise for our "America is Back" campaign and you scoffed. "Name Sounds French!" "Dom DeLuise has been dead since 2009!" Blah, blah, blah. Tell me that a brought-back-from-the-dead-through-AI Dom DeLuise wouldn't have taken a better picture!

I regret ruining Thanksgiving by loudly proclaiming, when it came time to say what I was thankful for, that expressing gratitude was a form of David Frenchism that we cannot indulge when we have rough work to do. On a more positive note, my spiked cranberry muffins were a hit.

This Thanksgiving, I will be demanding that each member of my family express their gratitude to me in the servile and exaggerated manner that, alone, can fill the vast empty place inside. So, like a cabinet meeting.

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i mean it sounds absurd to say that college admissions is the rationale for a standardized testing regime that teaches writing as mad libs and fragmented excerpt reading