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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought https://linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · Jul 9
I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21h
Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d
restless sleep and nightmares beckoning me
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 1d
Do we know what colour the eyes were?
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 1d
Look,
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d
"Wait, I can explain..."
Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d
I wanted to make a joke about making white rice healthy by coloring it brown with the help of Nutella, but now I have discovered people are making spaghetti with Nutella and I no longer want to be on the internet for a while
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☠TheDeadDon'tDie☠ 🐢🎨🧜‍♀️🎪🎠 @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 1d
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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d
Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d
The look your sock gives you when you turn on the porn.
A pink sock on beige carpeting. The sock has white trim around the opening and it looks like a mouth.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d
When drinking cream soda in Italy, they ask you to not spilli vanilli.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2d
I've been researching colanders all day, and I feel strained.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d
Can’t spell Uranus without u n us

(Does that make any sense?)
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 3d
It's just science.
A man shushing with his finger. The text reads, "Me, after eating a liver before drinking, so the alcohol won't know which one to attack."
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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d
Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 2d
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d
this episode of existence today is brought to you by the letters wtf
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2d
Uses candy corn as ear plugs.
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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 2d
I don’t always understand what you’re saying but I’m rooting for you and would share my sandwich
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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 2d
It's Canadian Thanksgiving, the day we traditionally gather to run through the corn maze, eat beaver, and watch Cool Runnings
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 2d
excited for when my peach fuzz chin hairs finally become a beard
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 7d
I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 2d
I'm Thanksgiving drunk on blue-flavoured alcohol
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the thadadook👻 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 2d
I an 885 years old
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2d
[walks into the tire shop]

I see tread people
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 3d
Are they putting chemicals in the water that make the frogs antifa?
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