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Cap’n Watsisname

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Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · Jul 28

When are there so many songs about rainbows

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7h

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 9h

ME: another piggy back ride please

GENIE: ok but then you’re out of wishes

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18h

Please make your replies more sequitur.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 16h

INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in five years?

GODZILLA: Honestly, probably still stomping Tokyo. I just can't get enough of it.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 15h

farmer: im not worried about AI taking my job
guy whose job it is to draw Garfield as a member of the Golden Girls: oh shut up ryan

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 14h

Get stuffed [seasonal]

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 14h

Can’t ever remember proper table etiquette, which fork is for circus peanuts

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Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name) @torsionham.bsky.social · 14h

They should make books that turn you into greasy, enormous boars

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

Finally just going to do the account I've always wanted, recipes for dodos where you lick various spices and sauces off of them in a slow chasing style. I suppose it could work with current escargots

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

[walks into the tire shop]

I see tread people

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d

I am at a kid birthday party and this kid has such a well-publicized affinity for Canada geese that every attendee so far has arrived with a handmade card with a drawing of one because, as I found out, it's hard to find a birthday card featuring them

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 1d

Gwarney

sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 2d

Mash up bands:

The Stone Stones

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 2d

Mash up bands:

Captain Beefheart & Tennille

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I missed Canadian thanksgiving again. Sorry. Sorry. Anyway, sorry.

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Bloody Mary (mirror entity, not cocktail) @marygillis.bsky.social · 2d

Was gonna watch a YouTube video called "Anchors don't work the way you think," but then I realized I'm happier in my ignorance than I'd ever be if I knew the truth.