Torsion Ho Ho Ham
@torsionham.bsky.social
Envisioner of the Planet Of The Horses. Veteran potato observer. Sample text. Profile pic by @frovo.bsky.social
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Torsion Ho Ho Ham
@torsionham.bsky.social
· Jul 21
Psst kid, wanna buy some... [opens trench coat, briefcases fall out and trench coats spill out of the briefcases]
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Saddam Hussein hentai
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Saddam Hussein hentai
Deranged horse infestation
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Deranged horse infestation
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Sweet & Sour Symphony
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sweet & Sour Symphony
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Everyone In Dream Smells Smoke https://theonion.com/everyone-in-dream-smells-smoke-1819571202/
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Everyone In Dream Smells Smoke https://theonion.com/everyone-in-dream-smells-smoke-1819571202/
ME: [picking up my baby] Well it’s been a wonderful evening, but somebody’s just pooped their pants!
FRIEND: Haha, well she’ll grow out of it soon!
ME: [not breaking eye contact] It was me
FRIEND: Haha, well she’ll grow out of it soon!
ME: [not breaking eye contact] It was me
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
ME: [picking up my baby] Well it’s been a wonderful evening, but somebody’s just pooped their pants!
FRIEND: Haha, well she’ll grow out of it soon!
ME: [not breaking eye contact] It was me
FRIEND: Haha, well she’ll grow out of it soon!
ME: [not breaking eye contact] It was me
you’ve heard of “work husband” , now get ready for “work brother-in-law “
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
you’ve heard of “work husband” , now get ready for “work brother-in-law “
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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
Welcome to Tiny Car World
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Welcome to Tiny Car World
getting a strange itchy sensation in the small toe on my left foot. if this continues I shall be forced to call the police
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
getting a strange itchy sensation in the small toe on my left foot. if this continues I shall be forced to call the police
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This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
Wayne Night: Jurassic Park, Space Jam.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Wayne Night: Jurassic Park, Space Jam.
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'this'll make you laugh'
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
'this'll make you laugh'
[Driving in a foreign country]
ME: What did that sign say?
WIFE: It said "Warning - Horse Bludgeoning"
ME: Wh--
[Suddenly a horse is inside the car and is bludgeoning us relentlessly]
ME: What did that sign say?
WIFE: It said "Warning - Horse Bludgeoning"
ME: Wh--
[Suddenly a horse is inside the car and is bludgeoning us relentlessly]
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
[Driving in a foreign country]
ME: What did that sign say?
WIFE: It said "Warning - Horse Bludgeoning"
ME: Wh--
[Suddenly a horse is inside the car and is bludgeoning us relentlessly]
ME: What did that sign say?
WIFE: It said "Warning - Horse Bludgeoning"
ME: Wh--
[Suddenly a horse is inside the car and is bludgeoning us relentlessly]
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xylophone sound
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
xylophone sound
going on a business trip to the Mustafar system. just an normal business trip,
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
going on a business trip to the Mustafar system. just an normal business trip,
as far as I’m concerned, 6–7 is –1
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
as far as I’m concerned, 6–7 is –1
COFFEE MACHONE BROKEN , HELP!! HELP! !!
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
COFFEE MACHONE BROKEN , HELP!! HELP! !!
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We are moving inexorably to the end point of electoral chaos - five parties all tied on 19% in the polls, election to be decided by blindfolded chimps chucking coloured darts at a constituency map
Westminster Voting Intention:
RFM: 25% (-2)
LAB: 19% (=)
CON: 18% (+1)
GRN: 16% (-1)
LDM: 15% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)
Via @yougov.co.uk, 23-24 Nov.
Changes w/ 16-17 Nov.
RFM: 25% (-2)
LAB: 19% (=)
CON: 18% (+1)
GRN: 16% (-1)
LDM: 15% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)
Via @yougov.co.uk, 23-24 Nov.
Changes w/ 16-17 Nov.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
We are moving inexorably to the end point of electoral chaos - five parties all tied on 19% in the polls, election to be decided by blindfolded chimps chucking coloured darts at a constituency map
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hobbies include looking at the wikipedia page for tantalum and just generally looking at photographs of tantalum on bing images
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
hobbies include looking at the wikipedia page for tantalum and just generally looking at photographs of tantalum on bing images
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changing the sound I make when I fall off a horse, much the same way I would change my desktop background
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
changing the sound I make when I fall off a horse, much the same way I would change my desktop background