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Sorry I’m a little late on this one, was busy today, and also I have a normal
Bed
Bed
October 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sorry I’m a little late on this one, was busy today, and also I have a normal
Bed
Bed
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
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Daughter is feeling concerned because just two weeks ago she and a classmate gave a presentation/skit in French class about how they stole the jewels from the Louvre
I can attest to her alibi but she suggests the police look in Bretagne, where the thieves escaped by boat
I can attest to her alibi but she suggests the police look in Bretagne, where the thieves escaped by boat
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Daughter is feeling concerned because just two weeks ago she and a classmate gave a presentation/skit in French class about how they stole the jewels from the Louvre
I can attest to her alibi but she suggests the police look in Bretagne, where the thieves escaped by boat
I can attest to her alibi but she suggests the police look in Bretagne, where the thieves escaped by boat
Who robbed the the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Who robbed the the Louvre? Right answers only.
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That's kind of hot, I was just going to say Oldsmobile Toronado, 3rd Generation, ELECTRIC, if you please. :)
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October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That's kind of hot, I was just going to say Oldsmobile Toronado, 3rd Generation, ELECTRIC, if you please. :)
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
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I assume it’s a mixed martial arts fight with a giraffe. Go get ‘em!
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I assume it’s a mixed martial arts fight with a giraffe. Go get ‘em!
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i can promise you, in a million years you wouldn’t be able to guess what this is in response to
Much of the news is anything but. Propaganda would be the right term. People not only need to pay attention, but use sources that refuse to bend to the dictator.
September 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i can promise you, in a million years you wouldn’t be able to guess what this is in response to
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the DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES™️ people won’t tell you this but it does come with trade-offs, namely indigestion low libido and a rotting corpse smell when you pee
September 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
the DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES™️ people won’t tell you this but it does come with trade-offs, namely indigestion low libido and a rotting corpse smell when you pee
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Was I so bored today that I spent a good portion of this September 1st modding my phone to be completely Halloween themed? Yes. Was it worth it? So far, also yes.
September 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Was I so bored today that I spent a good portion of this September 1st modding my phone to be completely Halloween themed? Yes. Was it worth it? So far, also yes.
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My loves I know it’s been a while since I posted but I am in a treehouse in a thunderstorm in a small coastal town in Mexico but not the treehouse I started in and it smells of the perfume of a woman I thought might be an apparition and i want to tell you about my very very strange and magical day
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September 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My loves I know it’s been a while since I posted but I am in a treehouse in a thunderstorm in a small coastal town in Mexico but not the treehouse I started in and it smells of the perfume of a woman I thought might be an apparition and i want to tell you about my very very strange and magical day
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Make a band singular:
Motley Ün
Motley Ün
Make a band singular:
One Dog Night
One Dog Night
Make a band singular:
The Ramone
The Ramone
September 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Make a band singular:
Motley Ün
Motley Ün
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mike johnson said this was a picture of trump??? but i don't know ...i don't buy it
September 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
mike johnson said this was a picture of trump??? but i don't know ...i don't buy it
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as a child some of you were never rescued and breastfed by an obliging she-wolf and it shows
September 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
as a child some of you were never rescued and breastfed by an obliging she-wolf and it shows
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Death comes for us all, I went back and got a regular coke refill
Grumbling disapprovingly at myself under my breath for selecting coke zero instead of regular coke at the fountain
August 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Death comes for us all, I went back and got a regular coke refill
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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I know it's the Onion but it still made my blood boil for a moment.
August 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I know it's the Onion but it still made my blood boil for a moment.
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I think this little piece of paparazzi gossip is going around only the Korean internet because no one has bothered to spell out in English that this is a picture of Charli XCX eating blood sausage soup m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20clu...
August 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think this little piece of paparazzi gossip is going around only the Korean internet because no one has bothered to spell out in English that this is a picture of Charli XCX eating blood sausage soup m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20clu...
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Increase a band:
U3
U3
Increase a band:
Sheet Cake
Sheet Cake
August 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Weezerer
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my dad was always saying this
August 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
my dad was always saying this
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Parting shot of this rock star from last week… Costa’s Hummingbird on cholla skeleton 🪶☀️🌵 (sunrise reflection in bird’s eye)
August 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Parting shot of this rock star from last week… Costa’s Hummingbird on cholla skeleton 🪶☀️🌵 (sunrise reflection in bird’s eye)
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sorry grandma but i don’t understand how a crow can chet
August 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
sorry grandma but i don’t understand how a crow can chet
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That errant space has ruined my chance of viral fame.
August 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
That errant space has ruined my chance of viral fame.