Jay suis amusé
@freejay.bsky.social
Screenwriter, Artist, and Human. Rarely all three at once.
(Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
(Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
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Jay suis amusé
@freejay.bsky.social
· Oct 20
“I am the hero of my own story,” says the unreliable narrator in my head.
No Nut November is Russian Propaganda, you horny fools!
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
No Nut November is Russian Propaganda, you horny fools!
I miss his voice.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I miss his voice.
When Soderbergh switches from the super-wide to the wide-angle and your brain says, “Oh shit, something coming.”
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When Soderbergh switches from the super-wide to the wide-angle and your brain says, “Oh shit, something coming.”
ACAB but Hakeem Jeffries too.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ACAB but Hakeem Jeffries too.
The Mythic Hero Journalist, Part 4: She asks, “Mr. President, why do you keep pardoning criminals who’ve caused so much pain to Americans families? And I have a follow up, Sir.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Mythic Hero Journalist, Part 4: She asks, “Mr. President, why do you keep pardoning criminals who’ve caused so much pain to Americans families? And I have a follow up, Sir.”
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The tail that wagged the everyone knows Trump’s lying.
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The tail that wagged the everyone knows Trump’s lying.
Arrakis—Dune—Desert Planet, every meal tastes of spice except hers, she cooks without spice or moisture; she serves only death.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Arrakis—Dune—Desert Planet, every meal tastes of spice except hers, she cooks without spice or moisture; she serves only death.
The tail that wagged the everyone knows Trump’s lying.
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The tail that wagged the everyone knows Trump’s lying.
We are attacking Venezuela because:
The sneak attack on Hawaii?
The hostages?
9/11?
They aren’t even making something up.
The sneak attack on Hawaii?
The hostages?
9/11?
They aren’t even making something up.
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We are attacking Venezuela because:
The sneak attack on Hawaii?
The hostages?
9/11?
They aren’t even making something up.
The sneak attack on Hawaii?
The hostages?
9/11?
They aren’t even making something up.
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A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
A seductive witch spots adult Hanzel and Grettle across the tavern. She tells them, “I like your vibe, and I’ve go treats.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A seductive witch spots adult Hanzel and Grettle across the tavern. She tells them, “I like your vibe, and I’ve go treats.”
The Smiths, Pixies, Radiohead, Bowie, Prince.
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Smiths, Pixies, Radiohead, Bowie, Prince.
Dating Apps:
the term 'opportunistic omnivore' has really shown me some horrors over the years
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dating Apps:
It’s thanksgiving eve and all through the house…it’s pretty chill.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It’s thanksgiving eve and all through the house…it’s pretty chill.
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Want to get out of your head and communicate like G-d intended?
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Want to get out of your head and communicate like G-d intended?
Pause brain.
I have so much to be thankful for.
Brain, resume course. 20% less crazy, please.
I have so much to be thankful for.
Brain, resume course. 20% less crazy, please.
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pause brain.
I have so much to be thankful for.
Brain, resume course. 20% less crazy, please.
I have so much to be thankful for.
Brain, resume course. 20% less crazy, please.
The internet is filled with how-to build guillotine videos. That’s not Ironic yet but fingers crossed.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The internet is filled with how-to build guillotine videos. That’s not Ironic yet but fingers crossed.
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Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
On the seventh ring, Chris Tucker’s Agent, wearing a grin that makes Satan nervous, answers his phone, “Helllllloooooo.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
On the seventh ring, Chris Tucker’s Agent, wearing a grin that makes Satan nervous, answers his phone, “Helllllloooooo.”
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Charlie Brown, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Char-lee-Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Charlie Brown, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Char-lee-Brown.
The drumbeat for War Because it Will be Good for Oil Companies Nightmare has escaped and returned to its earthly grotto on Fox News.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The drumbeat for War Because it Will be Good for Oil Companies Nightmare has escaped and returned to its earthly grotto on Fox News.
Charlie Brown, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Char-lee-Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Charlie Brown, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Char-lee-Brown.
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I thought of a pop culture post but realized it would make it weird if I see pop culture at a party.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I thought of a pop culture post but realized it would make it weird if I see pop culture at a party.