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misty 🇨🇦
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I didnt talk to anyone today. It was awesome.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Dislike me..harder.
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Absentmindedly reaches back to pet your head.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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It'd be great if all the baseball fans would extend the same courtesy of tolerance to other groups when they celebrate their interests.
You're not into Taylor Swift's music, or Eurovision, or whatever? Just smile and enjoy seeing other people having fun.
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.
October 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Grocery store

Me: reach something for me?

Tall guy: sure thing!

Me: I have an itch right under my left shoulder blade.
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Movie theater

Me: pass the popcorn

Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I hope you’re all prepared to hear that all I want for Xmas song today
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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I wish I cared about anything as much as Heidi Klum cares about Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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listen i'll like and repost your quote post of my quote post even though you didn't like my quote post but know that i am judging you for it
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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like pharaohs on a pedestal…when someone dies, gets blocked or deletes their account. do all their alts and offshoot minions get buried with them?
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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"Any last words?"

"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I live in mortal fear of mispronouncing pecan in public.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Ok, when *I* imply "yes", you...?
Dante: Infer no.
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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My brain has only three settings: Sleeping, Overthinking, and Accidentally liking a post from 2017.
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I could fund the government in less than a week if there was a swear jar in my car.
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I’m “Blockbuster and relax” years old.
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Waiting for the world to wake up.
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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First person to come up with an Eat the Rich cookbook with recipes that make them palatable is gonna make a mint.
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I smoke way too much weed to have this amount of Halloween candy leftover.
November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"If I look materialistic why in the hell are you approaching me without materials?"

If you can't match my hustle just say that.
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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White and red wine pairs well with different foods but both pair well with difficult relatives and annoying neighbors.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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I saw a squirrel outside my window with a nut and felt a pang of professional jealousy. At least one of us has our life together.

—At least he gets to play with his.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM