Lord Pinky
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
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Great news! We are increasing our prices. Now you get even MORE of the same low price you’ve always loved.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Great news! We are increasing our prices. Now you get even MORE of the same low price you’ve always loved.
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Poe: It’s about a man whose sudden urgent flatulence gives away his horrible crime when the police question him
Publisher:
Poe: It’s just a draft I’ll tweak it a bit
Publisher:
Poe: It’s just a draft I’ll tweak it a bit
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Poe: It’s about a man whose sudden urgent flatulence gives away his horrible crime when the police question him
Publisher:
Poe: It’s just a draft I’ll tweak it a bit
Publisher:
Poe: It’s just a draft I’ll tweak it a bit
I posted this last week, but with the holiday, I wasn't sure everyone got a chance to ignore it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I posted this last week, but with the holiday, I wasn't sure everyone got a chance to ignore it.
Maslow's Hierarchy of Fetishes
Maslow's Hierarchy of Side Chicks
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Maslow's Hierarchy of Fetishes
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My wife has accidentally dressed like Han Solo today. I'm giddy. Pointing it out at every opportunity. Quoting Star Wars with abandon. This is why I got married, so I can spend the day gently bullying a beautiful idiot knowing that they legally have to remain in love with me.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My wife has accidentally dressed like Han Solo today. I'm giddy. Pointing it out at every opportunity. Quoting Star Wars with abandon. This is why I got married, so I can spend the day gently bullying a beautiful idiot knowing that they legally have to remain in love with me.
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writing a theme song for locksmiths and omg so many key changes
November 16, 2024 at 6:58 AM
writing a theme song for locksmiths and omg so many key changes
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[my gf on her death bed]
idk, what do you want to eat?
idk, what do you want to eat?
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
[my gf on her death bed]
idk, what do you want to eat?
idk, what do you want to eat?
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Maybe the real nudes are the friends we made along the way.
January 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Maybe the real nudes are the friends we made along the way.
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I was an open book, but you were illiterate.
September 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I was an open book, but you were illiterate.
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I have a friend who does the best ever seagull impression. He can’t make the noise, he just takes your chips and shits on your car.
April 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I have a friend who does the best ever seagull impression. He can’t make the noise, he just takes your chips and shits on your car.
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If you tell someone that you’re doing “normal human activities,” they usually don’t believe you
August 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you tell someone that you’re doing “normal human activities,” they usually don’t believe you
Teacher: Any questions? Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question.
Me: is there such a thing as a stupid question?
Me: is there such a thing as a stupid question?
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Teacher: Any questions? Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question.
Me: is there such a thing as a stupid question?
Me: is there such a thing as a stupid question?
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Me: Your ass is like Chewbacca’s.
Her: It’s actually a merkin.
Me: I can’t believe it’s not butt hair!
Her: It’s actually a merkin.
Me: I can’t believe it’s not butt hair!
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Me: Your ass is like Chewbacca’s.
Her: It’s actually a merkin.
Me: I can’t believe it’s not butt hair!
Her: It’s actually a merkin.
Me: I can’t believe it’s not butt hair!
The "v" in "cleavage" is there as an example.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The "v" in "cleavage" is there as an example.
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"I'm a people person." - Jeffrey Dahmer
February 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"I'm a people person." - Jeffrey Dahmer
[Joseph and Mary having sex]
Mary: Oh God! Oh God!
Joseph: *just completely shuts down*
Mary: Oh God! Oh God!
Joseph: *just completely shuts down*
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[Joseph and Mary having sex]
Mary: Oh God! Oh God!
Joseph: *just completely shuts down*
Mary: Oh God! Oh God!
Joseph: *just completely shuts down*
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Movie poster:
ELF vs GRINCH
Close up profile of Buddy on the left, Grinch on the right, both leaning forward. Christmas lights provide moody illumination.
ELF vs GRINCH
Close up profile of Buddy on the left, Grinch on the right, both leaning forward. Christmas lights provide moody illumination.
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Movie poster:
ELF vs GRINCH
Close up profile of Buddy on the left, Grinch on the right, both leaning forward. Christmas lights provide moody illumination.
ELF vs GRINCH
Close up profile of Buddy on the left, Grinch on the right, both leaning forward. Christmas lights provide moody illumination.
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ER Doc: so what brings you in today?
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ER Doc: so what brings you in today?
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
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Due to a regrettable typesetting error at the printer, our latest run of "Hans Christian Andersen's Fairy Tales" must be recalled from the stores. Parents who have already bought the book, please accept our sincerest apologies, and tell your children there is no such thing as The Ugly Dicklung.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Due to a regrettable typesetting error at the printer, our latest run of "Hans Christian Andersen's Fairy Tales" must be recalled from the stores. Parents who have already bought the book, please accept our sincerest apologies, and tell your children there is no such thing as The Ugly Dicklung.
This is why we can't leave cat food out at night for the cats who eat in our garage.
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is why we can't leave cat food out at night for the cats who eat in our garage.
Starting up Duolingo and saying DUOOOOOO LINGOOOOOO like Leroy Jenkins.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Starting up Duolingo and saying DUOOOOOO LINGOOOOOO like Leroy Jenkins.
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Kid: ...Q R S, T man and wife V...
Me: wait, what?
Kid: I now pronounce U "man and wife".
Me: wait, what?
Kid: I now pronounce U "man and wife".
November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Kid: ...Q R S, T man and wife V...
Me: wait, what?
Kid: I now pronounce U "man and wife".
Me: wait, what?
Kid: I now pronounce U "man and wife".
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"What was it like to go down on Scarecrow?" Dorothy's friend asked her.
"Have you ever had a Triscuit?"
"Have you ever had a Triscuit?"
September 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"What was it like to go down on Scarecrow?" Dorothy's friend asked her.
"Have you ever had a Triscuit?"
"Have you ever had a Triscuit?"