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Pinkybod Crane

@hiddenpinky.bsky.social

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Bsky's premier reply pony Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains. Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 18h

Do you have an underappreciated skeet? If it is at least 2 days old and has fewer than 30 likes, quote it as a reply here.
Then browse what others have left.
I'll reskeet from here.

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 1h

Hey, I already know how to finish.

Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 1h

I'm pleased to inform you that it takes two slices.

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · Nov 14

"Cookie" is the name of the scientist who created him. It's Cookie's Monster, not "Cookie Monster". Read a book sometime.

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 2h

I'm not tryna fuck em *all*. Just the hot ones.

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · Feb 6

[Dracula takes the form of a mist]
Lady: Ugh, the moisture in the air will ruin my hair!
Dracula: I AM NOT A MOISTURE! I AM A HUMID BEING!

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 8d

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 7d

Lame-ass ignorant dicks in junior high called me a slut when I had never even gone to first base. I wasn’t a slut until like 3 months later, assholes.

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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 24d

One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 9d

On Mastodon they don’t send dick pics, they send Mastodongs. No wonder people are leaving Bsky.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 9d

This unfortunate fate could await anyone who fails to pay attention during sex education.

Two muscular men in shorts and sneakers performing an impressive callisthenics trick. One of the men is doing a human flag using the neck and one foot of the other man as anchor points. The man serving as the anchor is using his arms to raise himself from the floor. He has one of his feet on the ground. His other leg curves upwards to allow human flag man to reach it.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 10d

Some people think my puns are juvenile.

I prefer to think of them as...

Full Groan.

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 4h

They don't even like me. How do I get them to have sex with me?

Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 18h

Do you have an underappreciated skeet? If it is at least 2 days old and has fewer than 30 likes, quote it as a reply here.
Then browse what others have left.
I'll reskeet from here.

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 18h

Ponies are all party animals.

Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 19h

(Terrible Mario impression)
I'm-a not, see?

Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 19h

As long as Trump goes before Parton and Shatner I will leave the door open.

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · Dec 2

"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?" - Schrö7inger

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Jul 12

[the movie Seven but everyone is chickens]

What’s in the bocks?!

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[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 9d

[ Out with the cuckold ]
[ In with the cucknew ]

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 9d

It’s funny how when you grow up, you reflect on the things your parents told you as a kid and start to realize that maybe your mom was right about some things

Maybe I SHOULD have been aborted