Existential Comics
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
The NFL is the greatest sport on earth, because it's the only sport where you can watch Aaron Rodgers lose.
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is the best thing in sports.
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is the best thing in sports.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The NFL is the greatest sport on earth, because it's the only sport where you can watch Aaron Rodgers lose.
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is the best thing in sports.
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is the best thing in sports.
So much respect for the NFL players that wear those dork ass extra pads on their helmets. Imagine being brave enough to look that stupid just because you "want your brain to still work into your 50s."
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
So much respect for the NFL players that wear those dork ass extra pads on their helmets. Imagine being brave enough to look that stupid just because you "want your brain to still work into your 50s."
The Invention of Anarchism -
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The Invention of Anarachism
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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January 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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"Abolish ICE" is now the moderate position.
The left position is to abolish ICE, and give all that money to revolutionary guard of leftist thugs, who roam rural America kidnapping and shooting people who use the wrong pronouns.
The left position is to abolish ICE, and give all that money to revolutionary guard of leftist thugs, who roam rural America kidnapping and shooting people who use the wrong pronouns.
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"Abolish ICE" is now the moderate position.
The left position is to abolish ICE, and give all that money to revolutionary guard of leftist thugs, who roam rural America kidnapping and shooting people who use the wrong pronouns.
The left position is to abolish ICE, and give all that money to revolutionary guard of leftist thugs, who roam rural America kidnapping and shooting people who use the wrong pronouns.
You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good?
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good?
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
The frightening realization that a lot of people believe that AI is intelligent because they don't really understand things either. They just sort of repeat what other people say, and the more often it is said, the more true it must be.
Hence, the computer is thinking just like humans do.
Hence, the computer is thinking just like humans do.
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The frightening realization that a lot of people believe that AI is intelligent because they don't really understand things either. They just sort of repeat what other people say, and the more often it is said, the more true it must be.
Hence, the computer is thinking just like humans do.
Hence, the computer is thinking just like humans do.
A core conservative belief is that the cops can gun down anyone they want to on the street, based on vibes.
Meanwhile, they call socialists "authoritarian".
Meanwhile, they call socialists "authoritarian".
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
A core conservative belief is that the cops can gun down anyone they want to on the street, based on vibes.
Meanwhile, they call socialists "authoritarian".
Meanwhile, they call socialists "authoritarian".
Billionaire ideology is so funny.
There are guys alive right now who had $2 billion in 2010, and have like $50 billion today, who somehow think that the entire economy will collapse if we tax them $1 billion out of the $50 billion.
There are guys alive right now who had $2 billion in 2010, and have like $50 billion today, who somehow think that the entire economy will collapse if we tax them $1 billion out of the $50 billion.
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Billionaire ideology is so funny.
There are guys alive right now who had $2 billion in 2010, and have like $50 billion today, who somehow think that the entire economy will collapse if we tax them $1 billion out of the $50 billion.
There are guys alive right now who had $2 billion in 2010, and have like $50 billion today, who somehow think that the entire economy will collapse if we tax them $1 billion out of the $50 billion.
Calling for the people of Venezuela to have a free and fair election to decide the next leader of ExxonMobil.
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Calling for the people of Venezuela to have a free and fair election to decide the next leader of ExxonMobil.
Confucius vs Qin Shi Huang
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Confucius vs Qin Shi Huang
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Confucius vs Qin Shi Huang
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
If you want to spread democracy, start with your workplace.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
If you want to spread democracy, start with your workplace.
The United States will spend years manufacturing consent for a war by bombarding us with relentless propaganda about some foreign country that has never done anything to us, 80% of the population will still be against it, and then they'll just invade them anyway.
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The United States will spend years manufacturing consent for a war by bombarding us with relentless propaganda about some foreign country that has never done anything to us, 80% of the population will still be against it, and then they'll just invade them anyway.
If you just stand outside on a street corner with a sign that says "no war but a class war" you will be morally correct 99% of the time over the Harvard educated ghouls that works at the elite liberal media institutions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If you just stand outside on a street corner with a sign that says "no war but a class war" you will be morally correct 99% of the time over the Harvard educated ghouls that works at the elite liberal media institutions.
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Huge day for sensibles to declare that actually international law does not apply if they think a guy has bad vibes on here for some reason.
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Huge day for sensibles to declare that actually international law does not apply if they think a guy has bad vibes on here for some reason.
Had to put down my cat last night, but it gives me solace that he died doing what he loves (trying to bite the vet).
I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc)
May he battle forever in Valhalla.
I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc)
May he battle forever in Valhalla.
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Had to put down my cat last night, but it gives me solace that he died doing what he loves (trying to bite the vet).
I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc)
May he battle forever in Valhalla.
I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc)
May he battle forever in Valhalla.
Things like student loan debt is great, because it puts workers into massive debt before going into the workforce, which gives capitalists leverage over us.
But really it doesn't go far enough. We should just be born with debt. Babies have been getting off scot-free for far too long.
But really it doesn't go far enough. We should just be born with debt. Babies have been getting off scot-free for far too long.
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Things like student loan debt is great, because it puts workers into massive debt before going into the workforce, which gives capitalists leverage over us.
But really it doesn't go far enough. We should just be born with debt. Babies have been getting off scot-free for far too long.
But really it doesn't go far enough. We should just be born with debt. Babies have been getting off scot-free for far too long.
My resolution for the New Year is to attack and dethrone God.
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
My resolution for the New Year is to attack and dethrone God.
Accents in movies set in the past are so funny.
For example, absolutely everyone agrees that the ancient Romans spoke in upperclass English accents. That's just a fact at this point.
For example, absolutely everyone agrees that the ancient Romans spoke in upperclass English accents. That's just a fact at this point.
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Accents in movies set in the past are so funny.
For example, absolutely everyone agrees that the ancient Romans spoke in upperclass English accents. That's just a fact at this point.
For example, absolutely everyone agrees that the ancient Romans spoke in upperclass English accents. That's just a fact at this point.
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Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
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Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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December 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
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The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
And then Sisyphus was like "hey, at least I don't have to go to that many meetings."
December 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And then Sisyphus was like "hey, at least I don't have to go to that many meetings."