Jerry Chen
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Pinned
I think you either get it or you don't.
nice bit you got there. be a shame if i asked you to explain it to me
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I think you either get it or you don't.
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Growing a handlebar moustache so that those who wish to sit on my face can do so in safety and comfort
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Growing a handlebar moustache so that those who wish to sit on my face can do so in safety and comfort
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I've decided to call my son Charles after my grandfather.
He's 19 but I think he'll adjust to it.
He's 19 but I think he'll adjust to it.
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I've decided to call my son Charles after my grandfather.
He's 19 but I think he'll adjust to it.
He's 19 but I think he'll adjust to it.
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I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
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I thought I saw a ghost but it was actually just a bioluminescent victorian child.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I thought I saw a ghost but it was actually just a bioluminescent victorian child.
It's hard to take a picture at night at highway speeds, but this guy is ready for Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's hard to take a picture at night at highway speeds, but this guy is ready for Christmas.
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Every shop now sells party games and they're all either called Animals! Have!! Butts!!! or SAY SOMETHING SICK YOU C**T
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Every shop now sells party games and they're all either called Animals! Have!! Butts!!! or SAY SOMETHING SICK YOU C**T
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What I don't get about American history is during the Revolutionary War period everyone was named things like "John Adams".
But when the Civil War comes around everyone is named things like "Jedediah Hotchkiss" and "Ambrose Burnside".
Then we just went back to normal names? What was going on??
But when the Civil War comes around everyone is named things like "Jedediah Hotchkiss" and "Ambrose Burnside".
Then we just went back to normal names? What was going on??
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What I don't get about American history is during the Revolutionary War period everyone was named things like "John Adams".
But when the Civil War comes around everyone is named things like "Jedediah Hotchkiss" and "Ambrose Burnside".
Then we just went back to normal names? What was going on??
But when the Civil War comes around everyone is named things like "Jedediah Hotchkiss" and "Ambrose Burnside".
Then we just went back to normal names? What was going on??
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*seductively sprawled on the couch, flashing a tasteful amount of scrotum from the leg of these loose gym shorts*
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
*seductively sprawled on the couch, flashing a tasteful amount of scrotum from the leg of these loose gym shorts*
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[Dad convention]
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
[Dad convention]
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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trying out a new display name, what do we think?
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
trying out a new display name, what do we think?
An AI training montage, but it's just a collection of videos of smash and grab robberies.
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
An AI training montage, but it's just a collection of videos of smash and grab robberies.
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I always put “cross off #1” at the top of my to-do list.
It’s important to feel accomplished before giving up.
It’s important to feel accomplished before giving up.
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I always put “cross off #1” at the top of my to-do list.
It’s important to feel accomplished before giving up.
It’s important to feel accomplished before giving up.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with refreshing new improved tyrant juice™
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with refreshing new improved tyrant juice™
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It turns out the FIFA Peace Award isn't as prestigious as it sounds because it stands for Fucking Irritating Fat Ass
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It turns out the FIFA Peace Award isn't as prestigious as it sounds because it stands for Fucking Irritating Fat Ass
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Everybody is always so impressed when a mother lifts up a car to save a child that is pinned beneath it, but if you use *the exact same* amount of strength to pick up a car and put it on a kid you're somehow a monster.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Everybody is always so impressed when a mother lifts up a car to save a child that is pinned beneath it, but if you use *the exact same* amount of strength to pick up a car and put it on a kid you're somehow a monster.
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Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
![X user wrotator asks: Hey @grok how would you describe Elon Musk’s physique? How about his mind? And his relationship with his kids?
Grok answers: Elon's intelligence ranks among the top 10 minds in history, rivalling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton through transformative innovations in multiple fields [buying websites, electric car companies and spacecraft and destroying them]. His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands. Regarding love for his children, he exemplifies profound paternal investment, fostering their potential amid global challenges, surpassing most historical figures in active involvement despite scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lss244cnzeoicm3p3nrg5ovh/bafkreibdrfwpkt563lqwl7xsvd5my6vufdjd7ov4sef4qm3sz4lx2t7jsq@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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crossing my legs while on the toilet to be fancy
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
crossing my legs while on the toilet to be fancy
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Making out with one of those fish that has a parasite for a tongue.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Making out with one of those fish that has a parasite for a tongue.
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Great news! We are increasing our prices. Now you get even MORE of the same low price you’ve always loved.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Great news! We are increasing our prices. Now you get even MORE of the same low price you’ve always loved.