🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
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If you are the type to reply to a post about a subject (e.g., a political person) as if the person posting is that person ("You should resign!") some thoughts:
First, get off of the internet. This is not for you.
Second, don't do that. The person in the post will not read your reply.
First, get off of the internet. This is not for you.
Second, don't do that. The person in the post will not read your reply.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If you are the type to reply to a post about a subject (e.g., a political person) as if the person posting is that person ("You should resign!") some thoughts:
First, get off of the internet. This is not for you.
Second, don't do that. The person in the post will not read your reply.
First, get off of the internet. This is not for you.
Second, don't do that. The person in the post will not read your reply.
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I'm on the exercise bike and this is what's next to me, best little coach
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm on the exercise bike and this is what's next to me, best little coach
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More snacks, less people.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
More snacks, less people.
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wood you like to come to my arbor day party?
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
wood you like to come to my arbor day party?
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we need a mandani that can run for president
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
we need a mandani that can run for president
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
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don’t ever “fyi” or “just so you know” me. i come on the internet website specifically to be a dipshit and my personal philosophy is to never learn anything. u are violating my rights btw
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
don’t ever “fyi” or “just so you know” me. i come on the internet website specifically to be a dipshit and my personal philosophy is to never learn anything. u are violating my rights btw
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sometimes i’m a huge cunt as a treat
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
sometimes i’m a huge cunt as a treat
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Me as a therapist: Sweep the leg!
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me as a therapist: Sweep the leg!
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The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
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I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
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sorry about all the shit I said when I was code switched you bombaclart
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
sorry about all the shit I said when I was code switched you bombaclart
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Omniposting.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Omniposting.
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Intrusive memory and my middle fingers whip out unbidden like Wolverine's blades.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Intrusive memory and my middle fingers whip out unbidden like Wolverine's blades.
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we need a quantitative answer about where the shadow lives
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
we need a quantitative answer about where the shadow lives
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There should be a 15 min limitation visits for uninvited guests.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
There should be a 15 min limitation visits for uninvited guests.
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Gonna take my antacids to Aqua Groove Aerobics and walk around the locker room offering the ladies, in various stages of undress, a tums.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Gonna take my antacids to Aqua Groove Aerobics and walk around the locker room offering the ladies, in various stages of undress, a tums.
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This joke thing just isn't really working out for me here. (Not that I don't have a small, very loyal band that I'm grateful for.) So I've decided to dedicate this account to only sharing recipes for Red Velvet Cake.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This joke thing just isn't really working out for me here. (Not that I don't have a small, very loyal band that I'm grateful for.) So I've decided to dedicate this account to only sharing recipes for Red Velvet Cake.
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gordon lightfoot was a prolific singer song writer. gordon heavyfoot is wanted in seven states for reckless driving
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
gordon lightfoot was a prolific singer song writer. gordon heavyfoot is wanted in seven states for reckless driving
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we’re supposed to believe these are entertaining napkins, and yet they’ve never made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
we’re supposed to believe these are entertaining napkins, and yet they’ve never made me laugh
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nothing brings us closer than bullying a man online
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
nothing brings us closer than bullying a man online
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"You're a good girl but why are you always in front of my computer?" I'm asking my cat when I realize who she learned it from 😬
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"You're a good girl but why are you always in front of my computer?" I'm asking my cat when I realize who she learned it from 😬
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When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
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I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but it is so much easier to sit and keep it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but it is so much easier to sit and keep it.