MykeIsNoWHere
@nowimhere.bsky.social
Belgian beer drinkin bong wielding Earth Mother/Nanny/Milliner/Crafter of stuff
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
Pinned
Forgot to take my pills this morning so I’m feeling achey breaky and not awakey.
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When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
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Several jellyfish don't even know they're haunted and the ones who do don't even know. It's still no excuse to just sting your texts and never get back to you
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Several jellyfish don't even know they're haunted and the ones who do don't even know. It's still no excuse to just sting your texts and never get back to you
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He’s almost like a guy who inherited a fortune and a private company and was never held accountable for anything and can fire anyone at will and only employ family and loyalists.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
He’s almost like a guy who inherited a fortune and a private company and was never held accountable for anything and can fire anyone at will and only employ family and loyalists.
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Not to brag but I got a full 8 hours of over-thinking
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Not to brag but I got a full 8 hours of over-thinking
My Pops woulda been 87 yesterday. Celebrating him in our favorite form: fashion.
His signature look was a tweed coat w leather elbow patches and a newsboy.
I took it next level.
His signature look was a tweed coat w leather elbow patches and a newsboy.
I took it next level.
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My Pops woulda been 87 yesterday. Celebrating him in our favorite form: fashion.
His signature look was a tweed coat w leather elbow patches and a newsboy.
I took it next level.
His signature look was a tweed coat w leather elbow patches and a newsboy.
I took it next level.
I think I need to speak to someone in power regarding Nov 21st, WHATS HAPPENING
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I think I need to speak to someone in power regarding Nov 21st, WHATS HAPPENING
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Early in any job interview, be sure to use the phrase "I always give 200%", so you can quickly gauge the panel's tolerance for working with idiots.
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Early in any job interview, be sure to use the phrase "I always give 200%", so you can quickly gauge the panel's tolerance for working with idiots.
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Keeping our love in a small metal tin on the bathroom vanity. The label says beard wax but the contents are beautiful memories. And some leftover beard wax.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Keeping our love in a small metal tin on the bathroom vanity. The label says beard wax but the contents are beautiful memories. And some leftover beard wax.
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Egg consumption way down, pancake consumption way up. Bacon holding steady.
January 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Egg consumption way down, pancake consumption way up. Bacon holding steady.
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
If there was an award for watching the WORST movies while bedridden I get a platinum Oscar.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If there was an award for watching the WORST movies while bedridden I get a platinum Oscar.
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Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
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if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
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It’s time to move forward, past my many failures and betrayals, the future is now.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s time to move forward, past my many failures and betrayals, the future is now.
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Showing myself a good time 😉😏
(eating snacks alone in bed)
(eating snacks alone in bed)
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Showing myself a good time 😉😏
(eating snacks alone in bed)
(eating snacks alone in bed)
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
Don’t put off a shower you could’ve taken yesterday when ya never know when that disc will slip, rendering yourself useless today.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Don’t put off a shower you could’ve taken yesterday when ya never know when that disc will slip, rendering yourself useless today.
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What I lack in handsomeness I make up for in paleness and lethargy.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
What I lack in handsomeness I make up for in paleness and lethargy.
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50% of rabbit foot keychains are actually rabbit hand keychains
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
50% of rabbit foot keychains are actually rabbit hand keychains
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If it was over then, it's not all over now. In confetti terms it's celebrate continuously. Be regretted, be all over the place, be too impossible to be all gotten. Floors though. Like I'm not living cluttered to the fullest
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If it was over then, it's not all over now. In confetti terms it's celebrate continuously. Be regretted, be all over the place, be too impossible to be all gotten. Floors though. Like I'm not living cluttered to the fullest
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Your pin number should be three months salary but no one gets moneyed anymore
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Your pin number should be three months salary but no one gets moneyed anymore
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I have decided to react to some surprising news or information
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have decided to react to some surprising news or information
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At least back when it was the railway barons's turn to be ruining everything people had trains. Gotdamn I do love a train
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
At least back when it was the railway barons's turn to be ruining everything people had trains. Gotdamn I do love a train