@bfn.bsky.social
Childless dog guardian
Government employee
E-bike commuter
Government employee
E-bike commuter
Your khaki outfit isn’t matching?
Problematic beige gap.
Problematic beige gap.
You didn’t get vaccinated and now you’re susceptible to preventable diseases?
Problematic phage gap.
Problematic phage gap.
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?
Problematic sage gap.
Problematic sage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Your khaki outfit isn’t matching?
Problematic beige gap.
Problematic beige gap.
Wow! I won’t say anything mean about Grocery Outlet for the rest of the calendar year.
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wow! I won’t say anything mean about Grocery Outlet for the rest of the calendar year.
Me ten years ago.
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me ten years ago.
Happy Huell Howser Day!!!
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy Huell Howser Day!!!
Forbidden 3kg of cola gummy
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Forbidden 3kg of cola gummy
Helping out future archaeologists by reusing my labeled delivery grocery bags for trash.
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Helping out future archaeologists by reusing my labeled delivery grocery bags for trash.
Just realized in One Battle After Another, that the up-and-down of the fleeing car through the Sacramento downtown alleys mirrors the up-and-down of the desert highway in the final scenes. I wonder if this was a big reason Sacramento was chosen!
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just realized in One Battle After Another, that the up-and-down of the fleeing car through the Sacramento downtown alleys mirrors the up-and-down of the desert highway in the final scenes. I wonder if this was a big reason Sacramento was chosen!
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On Halloween I’m going to dress like normal and throw a TI-85 into a science museum tote and when people ask me what I’m supposed to be I’ll go “I was supposed to be anything I wanted” 😭
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
On Halloween I’m going to dress like normal and throw a TI-85 into a science museum tote and when people ask me what I’m supposed to be I’ll go “I was supposed to be anything I wanted” 😭
Hey leg staff, stressed out by the last week of session? Here’s some advice: DON’T HIT CYCLISTS WITH YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU ARE DISTRACTED.
September 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hey leg staff, stressed out by the last week of session? Here’s some advice: DON’T HIT CYCLISTS WITH YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU ARE DISTRACTED.
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We are outraged and deeply distressed that armed federal agents came onto our campus—making arrests on the very ground where, in 1942, Japanese American families were forced to board buses bound for concentration camps. It was a deliberate act of provocation and intimidation.
August 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We are outraged and deeply distressed that armed federal agents came onto our campus—making arrests on the very ground where, in 1942, Japanese American families were forced to board buses bound for concentration camps. It was a deliberate act of provocation and intimidation.
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43. The only people who should be allowed to make music biopics are Todd Haynes and Alex Ross Perry.
July 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
43. The only people who should be allowed to make music biopics are Todd Haynes and Alex Ross Perry.
“Murderbot” feels sanguine rn.
July 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
“Murderbot” feels sanguine rn.
Just a magical time for the internet.
20 years ago today, the Yacht Rock webseries premiered for a live audience at Channel 101, then screened at the now-defunct Cinespace in Hollywood. Somehow, some way, people are still talking about it. Danged if I know what that means, but happy to have been a part of it!
June 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Just a magical time for the internet.
Her: “The Costco frozen pizzas are for dinner emergencies!”
Me: “My wanting pizza makes it an emergency!”
Me: “My wanting pizza makes it an emergency!”
June 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Her: “The Costco frozen pizzas are for dinner emergencies!”
Me: “My wanting pizza makes it an emergency!”
Me: “My wanting pizza makes it an emergency!”
Maybe a good time to note that California has several programs to incentivize for low income individuals’ purchases of used EVs, including Teslas. (1/3)
March 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Maybe a good time to note that California has several programs to incentivize for low income individuals’ purchases of used EVs, including Teslas. (1/3)
I guess “A” does stand for France.
March 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I guess “A” does stand for France.
SAFE Credit Union Auditorium evacuated!!! No explanation. Now I’ll never know what happened to Tina Turner.
March 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
SAFE Credit Union Auditorium evacuated!!! No explanation. Now I’ll never know what happened to Tina Turner.
Wild to see Sacramento featured in two movie trailers released on the same day.
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wild to see Sacramento featured in two movie trailers released on the same day.
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apropos of ::waves hands::
can you help shout?
any federal employee who is let go under these circumstances would probably want to immediately apply for UCFE (Unemployment Compensation for Federal Employees)
fact sheet from DOL that details eligibility and how to apply for it:
can you help shout?
any federal employee who is let go under these circumstances would probably want to immediately apply for UCFE (Unemployment Compensation for Federal Employees)
fact sheet from DOL that details eligibility and how to apply for it:
oui.doleta.gov
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
apropos of ::waves hands::
can you help shout?
any federal employee who is let go under these circumstances would probably want to immediately apply for UCFE (Unemployment Compensation for Federal Employees)
fact sheet from DOL that details eligibility and how to apply for it:
can you help shout?
any federal employee who is let go under these circumstances would probably want to immediately apply for UCFE (Unemployment Compensation for Federal Employees)
fact sheet from DOL that details eligibility and how to apply for it:
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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just found out Macauly Culkin is currently the age John Candy was when he passed.
lying down now.
lying down now.
February 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
just found out Macauly Culkin is currently the age John Candy was when he passed.
lying down now.
lying down now.
Egg consumption way down, pancake consumption way up. Bacon holding steady.
January 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Egg consumption way down, pancake consumption way up. Bacon holding steady.
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"ASHRAE is providing free ... access to ..the new ... Guideline 44-2024, Protecting Building Occupants From Smoke During Wildfire and Prescribed Burn Events (bit.ly/4gUL8hF).. until Feb. 11, 2025. ...tips for creating safer, healthier indoor environments during and after fire events"
Read-Only Versions of ASHRAE Standards
Learn more about Read-Only Versions of ASHRAE Standards at ashrae.org
bit.ly
January 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"ASHRAE is providing free ... access to ..the new ... Guideline 44-2024, Protecting Building Occupants From Smoke During Wildfire and Prescribed Burn Events (bit.ly/4gUL8hF).. until Feb. 11, 2025. ...tips for creating safer, healthier indoor environments during and after fire events"