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Chance the Lawyer

@chancethelawyer.bsky.social

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“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account. signal @chancethelawyer.302 my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · Nov 22

me when I post on this site

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 2h

fork the timeline

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 2h

I can’t believe this isn’t a bit.

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 2h

Is this man insane

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Johnson: "We call it the Hate America Rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see Marxists on full display, people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic"

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 3h

just seriously, you do know people. you have met them, right? because some of you act like you haven't.

Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 4h

these guys haven't ever met a norm they wouldn't violate and you think they are not into rape ???

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 4h

so is "magger" . . . MAGA + [redacted] because that seems like it would be on brand

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 12h

America is spending $20B of your tax dollars to ensure Argentina continues to have free healthcare while the US government is shutdown because it can’t afford to give you a discount on healthcare premiums?

Make it make sense.

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 6h

it's getting more and more obvious that fixing what's broken in this country is going to require levels of integrity and moral clarity that most people just simply do not possess and I'm not sure what to do with that information

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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 7h

I feel like it should be a bigger deal that the Vice President of the United States rose to the defense of Republican operatives who openly talk about how much they like Hitler, slavery, and rape.

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A Horse of Course @charliehorsephotos.bsky.social · 8h

When we remember that they're working to obfuscate their pedophilia; there is no embarrassment greater than the losses of wealth and access they would lose.

Social media doesn't make them uncomfortable. It makes them laugh and post more hate crimes on the internet to make folks mad and distracted.

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Paul Rietschka @prietschka.bsky.social · 8h

Conservatism lives inside a self-made fantasy world, it's the reason everything feels like it's spinning out of control.

The widening gyre of insanity we're all caught up in is powered by the delusions and fantasies that sustain the American right wing.

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 9h

so we have to have kings for capitalism now wtf I thought we had this sorted

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 9h

is someone claiming that was written by a human person?

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 9h

Aren’t these people even capable of embarrassment?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Bessent: "This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is gonna be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party, which is a big title. No Kings equals no paychecks."

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21h

😆😆😆😆😆

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

I know the headline everyone's running with is "erotica" but "we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues" and "we are putting personality back in ChatGPT so it will act like a friend" are diametrically opposed statements

that's the cause of most of the mental health issues