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“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account.
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"During a December visit to Washington, David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he'd make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump's ire..."
www.wsj.com/business/med...
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Behind Paramount’s Relentless Campaign to Woo Warner Discovery and President Trump
David Ellison has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Discovery, taking his case directly to shareholders after Netflix clinched a deal.
www.wsj.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"During a December visit to Washington, David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he'd make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump's ire..."
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JUST IN: Oracle's, $ORCL, Larry Ellison called Trump after Netflix, $NFLX, Warner Brothers deal was announced, and said the transaction would hurt competition, per WSJ.
Today, Jared Kushner's private equity firm Affinity Partners said was part of Paramount's takeover bid for Warner Bros Discovery
Today, Jared Kushner's private equity firm Affinity Partners said was part of Paramount's takeover bid for Warner Bros Discovery
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
JUST IN: Oracle's, $ORCL, Larry Ellison called Trump after Netflix, $NFLX, Warner Brothers deal was announced, and said the transaction would hurt competition, per WSJ.
Today, Jared Kushner's private equity firm Affinity Partners said was part of Paramount's takeover bid for Warner Bros Discovery
Today, Jared Kushner's private equity firm Affinity Partners said was part of Paramount's takeover bid for Warner Bros Discovery
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have you SEEN the price of lululemon chance
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
have you SEEN the price of lululemon chance
I thought we were supposed to dress fancy and now you want us in workout gear, MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I thought we were supposed to dress fancy and now you want us in workout gear, MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND
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December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
honestly, relatable denial here by the machine
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
honestly, relatable denial here by the machine
what’s the record for number of fumbles on a single play 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
what’s the record for number of fumbles on a single play 🫠
talking with a friend about this made me think I should do like a "The 12 Days of Ch[ancery]" this year over Christmas-time, with some of the all-time greats
Seeing this news is so weird for me because in 1989 when I was a baby 25-year-old corporate litigator in Manhattan, one of the first things I worked on was Warner Communications Inc.'s defense against a hostile takeover bid from Paramount Communications Inc.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
talking with a friend about this made me think I should do like a "The 12 Days of Ch[ancery]" this year over Christmas-time, with some of the all-time greats
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Seeing this news is so weird for me because in 1989 when I was a baby 25-year-old corporate litigator in Manhattan, one of the first things I worked on was Warner Communications Inc.'s defense against a hostile takeover bid from Paramount Communications Inc.
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December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Seeing this news is so weird for me because in 1989 when I was a baby 25-year-old corporate litigator in Manhattan, one of the first things I worked on was Warner Communications Inc.'s defense against a hostile takeover bid from Paramount Communications Inc.
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the kipping is killing me every time these dudes try to show off
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
the kipping is killing me every time these dudes try to show off
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
me, realizing WBD is likely coming to chancery
a cat is laying down with the words are you ready for monday behind it
ALT: a cat is laying down with the words are you ready for monday behind it
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December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
me, realizing WBD is likely coming to chancery
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*insert reality into ChatGPT*
ChatGPT: "No, no, that's just not possible.
ChatGPT: "No, no, that's just not possible.
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
*insert reality into ChatGPT*
ChatGPT: "No, no, that's just not possible.
ChatGPT: "No, no, that's just not possible.
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the energy i bring to my posts
[takes a no look shot that misses the basketball hoop by several feet]
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
the energy i bring to my posts
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This is a perfect example of why we must regulate Big Kevin
"You're a big account, so you have a duty to ..."
Look, at some level, I get that.
But also ... I didn't run for the office of Big Account with a promise to you, the Bluesky voter, to deliver on certain issues.
I just logged onto the same site you did, made some posts, and people followed me.
Look, at some level, I get that.
But also ... I didn't run for the office of Big Account with a promise to you, the Bluesky voter, to deliver on certain issues.
I just logged onto the same site you did, made some posts, and people followed me.
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is a perfect example of why we must regulate Big Kevin
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ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
even the computers can't believe how dumb we are
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
even the computers can't believe how dumb we are
I just had this brainworm break into song, so now you must hear it too. Also, I sung it for my husband who was like "what the fuck are you talking about" because he wasn't allowed to watch Sesame Street as a little kid, which seemed insane until I rewatched it and it's totally a drug deal mime. 🤣
Sesame Street Would You Like To Buy An O
YouTube video by Rohail Hashmi
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December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I just had this brainworm break into song, so now you must hear it too. Also, I sung it for my husband who was like "what the fuck are you talking about" because he wasn't allowed to watch Sesame Street as a little kid, which seemed insane until I rewatched it and it's totally a drug deal mime. 🤣
this is why all the tech bros want CODIFIED BJR NOW lol
The Business Judgment Rule is just Delaware's version of Ron Swanson's piece of paper that has "I can do what I want" written on it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this is why all the tech bros want CODIFIED BJR NOW lol
it’s bad enough to be on twitter but to be on there like this 🤮
washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
it’s bad enough to be on twitter but to be on there like this 🤮
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Sauer saying something is unconstitutional because it "would be unconstitutional under Justice Scalia's dissent" is a remarkably cogent statement of the Roberts Court's approach to precedent.
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sauer saying something is unconstitutional because it "would be unconstitutional under Justice Scalia's dissent" is a remarkably cogent statement of the Roberts Court's approach to precedent.
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it’s been pretty funny to see Polis’ addiction to posting completely end any discussion of him as a potential 2028 candidate
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
it’s been pretty funny to see Polis’ addiction to posting completely end any discussion of him as a potential 2028 candidate
this tweet raises a lot of uncomfortable questions, like “who the fuck is captgouda24”
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
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Fascinating how anyone is still active on a platform with no moderation owned by a mentally ill drug addict white nationalist.
The real question this raises is: why are the EU institutions still active on X at all? www.politico.eu/article/x-ax...
X axes European Commission’s ad account after €120M EU fine
Nikita Bier, X’s head of product, accused the EU executive of trying to amplify its own social media post about the fine on X by trying “to take advantage of an exploit in our Ad Composer.”…
www.politico.eu
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Fascinating how anyone is still active on a platform with no moderation owned by a mentally ill drug addict white nationalist.