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Corky Kneivel

@corkykneivel.bsky.social

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He/Him Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan dip dip dive, so socialize

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · Sep 12

I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 36m

Never been much of a Mr. Steal Your Girl, always been more of a Mr. Steely Your Dan

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2h

#filmsky Listen here or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Yi Yi (2000) - Episode 48 - Dare Daniel & Canon Fodder Podcasts

Sacramento film critic Daniel Barnes and comedy legend Corky McDonnell review Edward Yang's Yi Yi (2000) on the Canon Fodder podcast.

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2h

⏰new episode⏰

working through the #BFI Sight & Sound list of Top 250 Movies Ever, we discussed #90:

Yi Yi (2000, Edward Yang)

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 4h

Seriously, how many people in the world do you think could dunk a basketball at NBA standard rim height?

More or less than 800,000?

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 4h

On a ubiquitous 'Pedro Pascal Spring/Summer 2025' run

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 5h

calling something a "slam dunk" because it's a sure thing is weird. because a slam dunk is something that AT BEST could be done by like 0.01% of the world's population

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 19h

God help me. I like every iteration of the Washington Commander's uniforms.

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 20h

Adam Wainwright was downright wearisome in that series.

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 21h

1:04 - This fool DID IT AGAIN. Except this time he added a negative modifier so it makes even less sense.

This man is paid to talk for a living.

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NFL Week 6 preview: Seattle Seahawks vs. Jacksonville Jaguars | Chris Simms Unbuttoned | NFL on NBC

YouTube video by NFL on NBC

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

Everything reminds me of them.

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

I would joke that he got fired on his day off but with his Titans tenure...how could you tell the difference?

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

The best part of watching old game shows is the mental workout I get adjusting prizes for inflation.

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

Luther got a night out from Umbrella Academy

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

Cool stat compiling but you could've clipped that last team out for the sake of us Seahawks fans.

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing a toronto raptors shirt talks to another man

ALT: a man wearing a toronto raptors shirt talks to another man

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

Establish dominance in the dugout by going up and talking to a pitcher throwing a no-hitter

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esteban @lawbsterfest.bsky.social · 2d

White people be like Alexa can you take a dog to Costco

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. Bucs just the best NFC team right now and the right team to take advantage of the deficiencies. No shame dropping to them.

That Niners game though. Grrrr

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

This is becoming an evergreen post unfortunately.

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

"Watio me. Pweeeeease."

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

LMAO unless you're a character in the Mad Max expanded universe, the word "WarDaddy" shouldn't be in your vocabulary

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

Same

Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

I dunno. Walker has an injury history and all they're trying to do is burn time and get Jax to use their TOs.

Id rather Charb run into that brick wall 3 times than Walker.

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Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 2d

Feel like Chris Myers had a prop bet on AJ Barner TDs or something