Turky 🦃 Kneivel
@corkykneivel.bsky.social
He/Him
Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan
dip dip dive, so socialize
Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan
dip dip dive, so socialize
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Turky 🦃 Kneivel
@corkykneivel.bsky.social
· Sep 12
I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.
Putting up exterior Christmas decorations (derogatory)
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Putting up exterior Christmas decorations (derogatory)
Don't talk to me until I've had my cup of hot black bean juice with sweetened cow emissions
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Don't talk to me until I've had my cup of hot black bean juice with sweetened cow emissions
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Fine, I’ll go to Throuples Therapy with you and your wife.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fine, I’ll go to Throuples Therapy with you and your wife.
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The perverse thrill of pulling into the parking garage and getting the very last open spot right in front of the guy who tailgated you in.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The perverse thrill of pulling into the parking garage and getting the very last open spot right in front of the guy who tailgated you in.
Jan de Bont was in his bag with the cinematography on Die Hard
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Jan de Bont was in his bag with the cinematography on Die Hard
Not right now babe, i'm watching Friends and the laugh track is desperately trying to convince me something funny is happening
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Not right now babe, i'm watching Friends and the laugh track is desperately trying to convince me something funny is happening
Imagine the inferiority complex of the 1 or 2 items that CVS doesn't keep behind glass
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Imagine the inferiority complex of the 1 or 2 items that CVS doesn't keep behind glass
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
Beginning today like every day of my life: by eating 1/2 a cold apple pie
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Beginning today like every day of my life: by eating 1/2 a cold apple pie
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To me, Imposter isn’t something you play; it’s something you live!
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
To me, Imposter isn’t something you play; it’s something you live!
Played Imposter with my family last night and that game is like one prolonged panic attack when you already have imposter syndrome
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Played Imposter with my family last night and that game is like one prolonged panic attack when you already have imposter syndrome
It's never been more not over
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's never been more not over
I miss my mom. I haven't really dealt with her passing because I can barely bring her up without tears.
Hit me hard today that I'll never have her Thanksgiving sides ever again.
No ambrosia salad (which I barely touched).
No cake w/ a Jell-O packet glaze.
Nobody else has even HEARD of rouladden.
Hit me hard today that I'll never have her Thanksgiving sides ever again.
No ambrosia salad (which I barely touched).
No cake w/ a Jell-O packet glaze.
Nobody else has even HEARD of rouladden.
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I miss my mom. I haven't really dealt with her passing because I can barely bring her up without tears.
Hit me hard today that I'll never have her Thanksgiving sides ever again.
No ambrosia salad (which I barely touched).
No cake w/ a Jell-O packet glaze.
Nobody else has even HEARD of rouladden.
Hit me hard today that I'll never have her Thanksgiving sides ever again.
No ambrosia salad (which I barely touched).
No cake w/ a Jell-O packet glaze.
Nobody else has even HEARD of rouladden.
The different gradients of yellow on the Packers unis makes me irrationally angry.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The different gradients of yellow on the Packers unis makes me irrationally angry.
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Tombstone is a Thanksgiving movie aunt Cathy
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Tombstone is a Thanksgiving movie aunt Cathy
So it begins...
I don't know why but Midnight Run just *feels* like Thanksgiving to me
I don't know why but Midnight Run just *feels* like Thanksgiving to me
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
So it begins...
I don't know why but Midnight Run just *feels* like Thanksgiving to me
I don't know why but Midnight Run just *feels* like Thanksgiving to me
Kash Patel looks like three small children dressed up as one even smaller child
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Kash Patel looks like three small children dressed up as one even smaller child
QTing myself just to reinforce the truthitude of this
The man standing is the meme but this Rockwell painting is a more accurate representation of posting on social media
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
QTing myself just to reinforce the truthitude of this
Wine me, dine me, spatchcock and brine me
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wine me, dine me, spatchcock and brine me
I hate when people use nonsensical cutesy words for words that already exist. It's so annoy-noy.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I hate when people use nonsensical cutesy words for words that already exist. It's so annoy-noy.
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I like how we abbreviate et cetera as etc. It’s like the word itself is saying, “yeah, you know what I mean.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I like how we abbreviate et cetera as etc. It’s like the word itself is saying, “yeah, you know what I mean.”
MAVI is the real deal. I'll put "five minutes writing from the bottom" on repeat anytime I wanna be inspired and moody.
Good for him.
Good for him.
The Charlotte rapper explains the making of 'The Pilot,' his decision to quit drinking, the Afrofuturist vision of 'First In Flight' and why Black community work drives his next era.
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Mavi on 'The Pilot,' Sobriety and Becoming One of Rap's Most Intentional Voices
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November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
MAVI is the real deal. I'll put "five minutes writing from the bottom" on repeat anytime I wanna be inspired and moody.
Good for him.
Good for him.
Today is a Friday in all but name.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Today is a Friday in all but name.
The man standing is the meme but this Rockwell painting is a more accurate representation of posting on social media
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The man standing is the meme but this Rockwell painting is a more accurate representation of posting on social media
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷