Maybe: Maury Povich
@maurypovich.bsky.social
Connie’s husband. American talk show host.
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to whoever didn’t let me merge today: may you have a week of hiccups
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
to whoever didn’t let me merge today: may you have a week of hiccups
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go away responsibilities, nobody likes you
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
go away responsibilities, nobody likes you
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if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
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BE THE ROUSER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE RABBLE
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
BE THE ROUSER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE RABBLE
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Sorry we're open
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sorry we're open
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introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
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No one has yet built a cage that can hold me, mostly because it's unnecessary I never go anywhere
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
No one has yet built a cage that can hold me, mostly because it's unnecessary I never go anywhere
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let's make this texas roadhouse a texas roadhome
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
let's make this texas roadhouse a texas roadhome
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Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
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It costs zero dollars to let the intrusive thoughts win, and you know I love a bargain
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It costs zero dollars to let the intrusive thoughts win, and you know I love a bargain
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Australian girls will ask you to go “up over.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Australian girls will ask you to go “up over.”
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Grocery prices are falling at last
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Grocery prices are falling at last
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In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
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The meetings will continue until you give up.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The meetings will continue until you give up.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
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I feel like a dress caught in a tree on the freeway.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I feel like a dress caught in a tree on the freeway.
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i feel like Edgar Allen Poe wouldn’t seem so spooky if his name was Allen Edgar Poe
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i feel like Edgar Allen Poe wouldn’t seem so spooky if his name was Allen Edgar Poe
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Dreams don’t mean anything. How could they? They’re always the same thing. You’re in sixth grade and you try to impress your crush by showing her your homemade nunchucks and she laughs at you. Complete nonsense. I mean, it did actually happen but it doesn’t MEAN anything.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dreams don’t mean anything. How could they? They’re always the same thing. You’re in sixth grade and you try to impress your crush by showing her your homemade nunchucks and she laughs at you. Complete nonsense. I mean, it did actually happen but it doesn’t MEAN anything.
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some things the vacuum just won't pick up.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
some things the vacuum just won't pick up.
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
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My doctor said I should watch my alcohol intake so now I only drink in front of mirrors.
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My doctor said I should watch my alcohol intake so now I only drink in front of mirrors.
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Who is this man!!. damn! 🔥🔥🔥
Y'all have to listen to this gentleman eviscerate the Virgina Beach school board. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Who is this man!!. damn! 🔥🔥🔥
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Parents and patriots please be aware that Antifa is handing out ideologically contaminated bars of Twix.
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Parents and patriots please be aware that Antifa is handing out ideologically contaminated bars of Twix.
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Who did this??? 😆
August 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Who did this??? 😆