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Diet Coquette

@seventwelve21.bsky.social

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Amateur person. Professional enthusiast. Worlds most boring human. Only here to be an idiot. Profanity, equality, baseball. Analyst. Leans hard left. I collect cardboard and ❤️a good latte. Best Coast. I can’t be your succubus if you don’t have a soul.

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 3d

Mashup bands:
Twisted OaSister

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 4d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

Robyn D @koparafallskid.bsky.social · 4d

Mash up bands

Pink Purple

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 3d

Mashup bands:
PaNickelback at the disco

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 3d

Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 4d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 3d

Mash up bands
The Jackson 1975

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 3d

Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 4d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 4d

*live* texting. Although, hey, make it spicy, it’s baseball after all and that’s my true love

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 4d

And it was excruciating bliss. Great send off after their minor leagues final season in Modesto.

Jeff Passan @jeffpasan.bsky.social · 4d

FINAL: Mariners 3, Tigers 2

The Seattle Mariners are headed to the ALCS for the first time since 2001 and will face Toronto after Jorge Polanco walked off Detroit in the 15th inning. It was the longest winner-takes-all playoff game in MLB history. Amazing night, amazing series.

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 4d

Amen

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks for love texting the last 6 innings with me, Tridents 🔱 up for you @oldschooljoel.bsky.social . Loved seeing so many of my Modesto boys in the playoffs

But we all know the real winner of that long AF game is Toronto

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 8d

Suggestions for someone in California with only streaming services? Appreciated

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 11d

@karenkilgariff.bsky.social we’re ready!!
#MFM #SSDGM

Kiddo and myself in front of the sign on stage for my favorite murder in Oakland

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 14d

It’s got more than 9 teeth, that’s a lafufu

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 20d

I was also an age in 2001! Internet high five!

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 20d

Damn
This is, by far, the loudest and craziest thunder/ lighting I’ve ever heard.

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 21d

Congrats on your team making the playoffs, @oldschooljoel.bsky.social .

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 24d

Never cherry and never chapstick. Wasn’t that discontinued in like 1970?

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 24d

Never cherry

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 24d

Went to put on lip balm this afternoon in my car in the heat, and when I opened it 3 ounces of hot wax just poured all over my legs instead. That’s not even something I’m into. What a fucking waste.

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 25d

Also, the people behind us weren’t season ticket holders, but the staff less us put their stuff on our “tab” (again, just free) so we got them stocked up, too. That was super nice of them. And kenley got to take batting practice on the field.

My kiddo taking batting practice on the field, she’s a lefty

Further away pic of both the pitcher and my kiddo taking batting practice on the field. Again, batting left

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 25d

She literally goes “a Diet Coke? They’re FREE. Do you mean 6? Also- did you know we have popcorn? And churros? Fill your bag with sunflower seeds and cookies.” Kenleys all stocked up for school snacks lol. And the chicken tenders were hot and delicious. But I’m going to miss the staff the most.

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 25d

The Modesto Nuts had a sale of the last of their stuff today. Bought a few $5 shirts, hats, super cheap signed programs, a Felix Hernandez autograph baseball, picked up some dirt from the field, and the concessions people told us food was free for season ticket holders so they packed us bags full

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 25d

Not really worried what the guys building concentration camps think of my morality

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 28d

My kids not even here and I can just hear it over and over

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 28d

At in n out. They just called order 67

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 28d

Happy 3squared, 4 squared, 5squared, and technically even 45 squared day. Yup, too dumb to know how to type that on a phone.

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · Sep 13

Doing holiday pre- orders and planning Chex orders for Chex mix displays, so you know it reminded me of @papastu.bsky.social

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Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · Sep 12

Just a little note that in their last game ever (after 79 years) the Modesto Nuts defeated the San Jose Giants in extra innings.
The San Jose Giants are the 2025 Northern Division Champions.
I’m so proud of our boys. 2 got called up to Everett that day, and the AquaSox are still in their playoffs

Team photo (that we weren’t in as a guy was unintentionally blocking our section) of all the fans who travelled for the last game, in front of the team on the field

Kenley with one of her favorite Nuts, Ryan Picollo, who was called up to Arizona that day and went directly to the airport

Kenley with Starlin Aguilar holding the sign she made. He was so nice to her all season and was beaming when he saw we travelled for the last game. Got a home run, too

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