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@themontgomery.bsky.social
Quotidian dumbass, tech functionary, Minneapolitan. He/him.
Linux users who like compiling everything from source:
"Nothing beats a Gentoo holiday!"
"Nothing beats a Gentoo holiday!"
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Linux users who like compiling everything from source:
"Nothing beats a Gentoo holiday!"
"Nothing beats a Gentoo holiday!"
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Damn, RIP @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
Hugo Boss died of an abscessed tooth in 1948 which is fine, but YOU need to floss. Please. I worry.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Damn, RIP @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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(Everybody Dance Now voice)
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
(Everybody Dance Now voice)
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TRAVELERS: reliable transportation pls
DUFFY: best I can do is airport dress code
DUFFY: best I can do is airport dress code
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
TRAVELERS: reliable transportation pls
DUFFY: best I can do is airport dress code
DUFFY: best I can do is airport dress code
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The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
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My interior design aesthetic is what I call ‘ancient Egyptian burial chamber’ and that’s where the purpose of every single room in my house is to surround me with enough of my favorite things to last me through the afterlife
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My interior design aesthetic is what I call ‘ancient Egyptian burial chamber’ and that’s where the purpose of every single room in my house is to surround me with enough of my favorite things to last me through the afterlife
Look at Us, Look At What They Make You Give, Charlie Brown!
Wanna know how I got these scars, Charlie Brown?
What’s The Most You Ever Lost In A Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Look at Us, Look At What They Make You Give, Charlie Brown!
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OnlyFans but it's just me in a recliner and sneezing loud enough to rattle the windows, startling everyone present
OnlyFans but it’s just me touching the thermostat when you said to not to.
OnlyFans but it’s just me tapping my belly button because it makes a cool noise. Seriously try it
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
OnlyFans but it's just me in a recliner and sneezing loud enough to rattle the windows, startling everyone present
United States Secretary of Defense, 2025:
Wellsir, time to get liquored up and shoot at the ocean
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
United States Secretary of Defense, 2025:
Monotremes (platypuses and echidnas) do not have stomachs. Rather, a slight bulge in their digestive tract that does not secrete acid, nor a sphincter to retain the contents.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Monotremes (platypuses and echidnas) do not have stomachs. Rather, a slight bulge in their digestive tract that does not secrete acid, nor a sphincter to retain the contents.
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
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Say that he needs to resign immediately. If he refuses to, work with your colleagues in the House to impeach him.
If you don't, then you think he needs to remain president, and you are either a coward or a traitor.
If you don't, then you think he needs to remain president, and you are either a coward or a traitor.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Say that he needs to resign immediately. If he refuses to, work with your colleagues in the House to impeach him.
If you don't, then you think he needs to remain president, and you are either a coward or a traitor.
If you don't, then you think he needs to remain president, and you are either a coward or a traitor.
Ron Paul primary voter woke up from a 13-year coma, and was told there was a shooting war in Europe ahh response
U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance has proposed a "brilliant" idea for how to end the war in Ukraine. And how no one thought of it earlier.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ron Paul primary voter woke up from a 13-year coma, and was told there was a shooting war in Europe ahh response
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girl are you the kobayashi maru because this shit was doomed from the start
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
girl are you the kobayashi maru because this shit was doomed from the start
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Least edgelord Drizzt Do'Urden fan
Yess'em masta, as you say masta. You is a good masta. Lmao. I was firing back on a buncha wannabes who were ganging up on people. Who was using their "privilage" to try and intimidate and bully people by sheer numbers. I'll stand and say whatever I want, masta.
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Least edgelord Drizzt Do'Urden fan
Congratulations to A Tribe Called Quest for being the last remaining hip hop artists adored by white emo kids in 2004 to not crash out on short-form social media
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Congratulations to A Tribe Called Quest for being the last remaining hip hop artists adored by white emo kids in 2004 to not crash out on short-form social media
Fuckaas bitchposting is back. The Skyline is healing.
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Fuckaas bitchposting is back. The Skyline is healing.