Wikipedia says the hoatzin is rarely eaten due to a bad flavor, but I'm told that's an enormous understatement, as they smell and taste like actual shit and decay.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoatzin

Thanks, I hate that I'm 100% onboard with it

She (correctly) clocked him as someone who doesn't read, and he's spent the past three weeks making it everyone's problem.

Some years ago, I played in a tabletop Star Wars Saga Edition game, and my character was a Wookiee. I also spoke Shyriiwook in-character, and another party member who was a protocol Droid would improvise what he imagined my dialog to be.

In this case, Party of Socialism and Liberation.

"Kids will want to see the charismatic Alan Dershowitz!"

It's also being aggressively restricted or banned outright in multiple states and cities, which isn't helping adoption.

The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food

Bill Nighy the Science Gughy

[Tearful Wesley Snipes from New Jack City meme]

Setting aside anything else that might feel fishy or irreconcilable about him, Occam's Razor gets extra sharp once you learn that JFK wasn't even his first attempt to assassinate someone, lmao

Insofar as high-profile assassins have a profile, you couldn't have built a likelier assassin in a lab than Oswald.

He ticks all the boxes of childhood trauma, weapons acumen, itinerant adulthood, motivation, and low-information ideologue, and then he got the opportunity to carry it out.

I wouldn't call Oswald "boring," but he was definitely... just some guy.

They could just as well have. Machado wants US military intervention in Venezuela even more than Trump does.