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packet-wrangler. she/her pronouns.
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In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
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Oh and happy birthday all you fucking devil dogs. Y'all don't look a day over 249.
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh and happy birthday all you fucking devil dogs. Y'all don't look a day over 249.
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"You can't fold, I haven't even dealt yet" -- dealer to Chuck Schumer at a poker game
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"You can't fold, I haven't even dealt yet" -- dealer to Chuck Schumer at a poker game
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
Minimum viable product: weasel edition.
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Minimum viable product: weasel edition.
Nobody is telling the kids about Selective Availability, I expect. That was when the GPS was intentionally less accurate due to the US govt. Sure sign something interesting was about to happen was when the SA got turned off because the military had to use some civilian gps gear for something.
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Nobody is telling the kids about Selective Availability, I expect. That was when the GPS was intentionally less accurate due to the US govt. Sure sign something interesting was about to happen was when the SA got turned off because the military had to use some civilian gps gear for something.
That picture is amazing.
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That picture is amazing.
May she spend her life unexpectedly stepping on lego blocks while barefoot.
I'm so sick of this Michelle Duggar doppelganger, four-times married, PITA. Live your life. Mind your business.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
Supreme Court considers Kim Davis petition to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
The Supreme Court on Friday will consider the appeal of former Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis, who has asked the justices to overturn same-sex marriage rights.
abcnews.go.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
May she spend her life unexpectedly stepping on lego blocks while barefoot.
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You ever notice how many indie-darling and it-girl actresses suddenly had late stage career revivals after he got hit with that lawsuit and his power started waning?
Sean Young, Winona Ryder, Robin Wright, Jennifer Connelly, bunch of people suddenly reappeared
Sean Young, Winona Ryder, Robin Wright, Jennifer Connelly, bunch of people suddenly reappeared
jesus CHRIST i just, guys missed the whole POINT of metoo which was NOT about cases like depp v heard but about cases like "harvey weinstein literally ended and sidelined the careers of hundreds of actresses who wouldnt fuck him to advance their careers"
he spent DECADES saying "oh yeah they lying"
he spent DECADES saying "oh yeah they lying"
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You ever notice how many indie-darling and it-girl actresses suddenly had late stage career revivals after he got hit with that lawsuit and his power started waning?
Sean Young, Winona Ryder, Robin Wright, Jennifer Connelly, bunch of people suddenly reappeared
Sean Young, Winona Ryder, Robin Wright, Jennifer Connelly, bunch of people suddenly reappeared
Is he upgrading from ketamine to buckets of cocaine? Good lord.
Optimus will overturn the fundamentals of economics to an extent that we may not even need money in the future, Musk says, and yet he still recommends people "hold onto your Tesla stock," which seems like a kind of mixed message.
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Is he upgrading from ketamine to buckets of cocaine? Good lord.
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You know! For cats!
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You know! For cats!
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This, my friends, is the one.
why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This, my friends, is the one.
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The guys who set off an explosion at Harvard Medical School were caught. The Boston Globe article has details. Nothing about motivations although they read a bit like typical Massholes. www.boston.com/news/crime/2...
Two Mass. men arrested in Harvard Medical School explosion
Logan David Patterson, 18, of Plymouth, and Dominick Frank Cardoza, 20, of Bourne are charged in Saturday's explosion at Harvard.
www.boston.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The guys who set off an explosion at Harvard Medical School were caught. The Boston Globe article has details. Nothing about motivations although they read a bit like typical Massholes. www.boston.com/news/crime/2...
Perhaps we need local kids to start "lockpick clubs" to go clear these out. Educational and gets rid of the unwanted locks!
This post is going to be very honest, but not very nice. Stop doing this stupid "love locks" thing. It's not an old Parisian tradition, it's vandalism. It destroys beautiful old things and costs the city money in repairs that it could spend on schools or hospitals or social services.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Perhaps we need local kids to start "lockpick clubs" to go clear these out. Educational and gets rid of the unwanted locks!
Happy birthday to Unix!
🎂 Unix was born on November 3, 1971.
Massive respect to legends Ken Thompson & Dennis Ritchie; the world runs on their vision. 💻✨
Massive respect to legends Ken Thompson & Dennis Ritchie; the world runs on their vision. 💻✨
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Happy birthday to Unix!
attn @ceciliatan.com
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
attn @ceciliatan.com
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If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven)
projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
Tracking PPP: Search Every Company Approved for Federal Loans - ProPublica
As part of the Paycheck Protection Program, the federal government has provided hundreds of billions in financial support to banks to make low-interest loans to companies and nonprofit organizations i...
projects.propublica.org
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven)
projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
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Why do young liberals love Zohran Mamdani? We talked to 3 elderly Staten Island conservatives who can’t correctly say his name.
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why do young liberals love Zohran Mamdani? We talked to 3 elderly Staten Island conservatives who can’t correctly say his name.
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Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
Happy Wormiversary to all who celebrate.
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Happy Wormiversary to all who celebrate.
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OZ MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A DIME
THAT'S WHY I SMILE
WHEN HE'S WRECKED BY TIME
I MAKE A DIME
THAT'S WHY I SMILE
WHEN HE'S WRECKED BY TIME
Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
OZ MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A DIME
THAT'S WHY I SMILE
WHEN HE'S WRECKED BY TIME
I MAKE A DIME
THAT'S WHY I SMILE
WHEN HE'S WRECKED BY TIME
LOVE IS REAL, BUCKAROOS.
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
LOVE IS REAL, BUCKAROOS.
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two vast and trunkless legs
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
two vast and trunkless legs
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Request: if you dress for Halloween today, shoot me a flippy for my collection. Thanks in advance!
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Request: if you dress for Halloween today, shoot me a flippy for my collection. Thanks in advance!