Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
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Views my own not my employer's
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Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
· Mar 18
If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
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the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
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Jack Frost will nip at any exposed protuberance of the body
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Jack Frost will nip at any exposed protuberance of the body
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not saying i have a problem, but i did help the ladies at my Taco Bell decorate for christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
not saying i have a problem, but i did help the ladies at my Taco Bell decorate for christmas.
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[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering)
me: omg no please i have like three trial subscriptions i have to cancel before the end of the month or i'll be charged
murderer: (murdering)
me: omg no please i have like three trial subscriptions i have to cancel before the end of the month or i'll be charged
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering)
me: omg no please i have like three trial subscriptions i have to cancel before the end of the month or i'll be charged
murderer: (murdering)
me: omg no please i have like three trial subscriptions i have to cancel before the end of the month or i'll be charged
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ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
ME: this is an unsafe work environment. I think that's black mold
COWORKER: shh be nice, Frank's trying to grow a beard
COWORKER: shh be nice, Frank's trying to grow a beard
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ME: this is an unsafe work environment. I think that's black mold
COWORKER: shh be nice, Frank's trying to grow a beard
COWORKER: shh be nice, Frank's trying to grow a beard
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i’m starting to think you didn’t understand my joke, or you think it stinks. or you have me on mute.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i’m starting to think you didn’t understand my joke, or you think it stinks. or you have me on mute.
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of course i follow you, but i'm not 𝙞𝙣 follow with you
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
of course i follow you, but i'm not 𝙞𝙣 follow with you
Just got off the phone with my elderly mother. Turns out she has been diagnosed with immaculate degeneration.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just got off the phone with my elderly mother. Turns out she has been diagnosed with immaculate degeneration.
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Shazam for my own emotions
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Shazam for my own emotions
Christmas tree is up.
The cat:
The cat:
a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying ooh a new toy !
Alt: Scene from Robocop (1987) where a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying ooh a new toy, can I play
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Christmas tree is up.
The cat:
The cat:
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You replied without liking, Charlie Brown
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You replied without liking, Charlie Brown
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
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This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
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I wish I could text the cats to let them know we're on our way home
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I wish I could text the cats to let them know we're on our way home
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god bless us. everyone.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
god bless us. everyone.
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My radar was exhausted so I had to give it a pingyback ride. But seriously, when I overwork the air I get diminishing returns
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My radar was exhausted so I had to give it a pingyback ride. But seriously, when I overwork the air I get diminishing returns
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To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
The old lean and stare move. I am merely furniture.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The old lean and stare move. I am merely furniture.
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In fact, it does not bother me at all that on my sister-in-law’s sister’s master Thanksgiving food contribution spreadsheet, under my contribution, it says, “Champagne & weird side dish.” You know what? I’m proud of that.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In fact, it does not bother me at all that on my sister-in-law’s sister’s master Thanksgiving food contribution spreadsheet, under my contribution, it says, “Champagne & weird side dish.” You know what? I’m proud of that.
Thanksgiving small talk won't be nearly as fun this year without Uncle Jim quipping "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
(He actually got the surgery and slurs when he speaks now)
(He actually got the surgery and slurs when he speaks now)
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thanksgiving small talk won't be nearly as fun this year without Uncle Jim quipping "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
(He actually got the surgery and slurs when he speaks now)
(He actually got the surgery and slurs when he speaks now)
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❌ I'm good in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
❌ I'm good in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
Ope too late now loser
Annual reminder to defrost your damn turkey
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ope too late now loser