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Jane, actually

@maidofbeans.bsky.social

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I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · May 2

Coffee's not enough, I need a fight to the death on the roof of a runaway train.

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Rob Thomas @robotthomas.bsky.social · May 3

It's not living. It's dying in slow motion.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · May 3

Be Kind Repost.

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👻 S P O O K E R S T A R fish 👻 @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · Apr 29

unhand me bluesky! for i am weary and i must rest

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · Apr 30

I offer unconditional love and conditional tolerance.

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · May 1

let me take a bite out of this day before it eats me all up

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · May 1

Another day, another to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fuckheads

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · May 1

The only thing preventing me from starting an OnlyFans is my body... and my face... and my personality

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · Apr 30

Hey I love you

Stay

It's worth it

Always yours,

a suicide survivor 💋

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · May 3

Today was fun. Let’s never do that again.

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · May 3

Remember, it's your life, ruin it how you want.

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Bread John @breadery.bsky.social · May 3

I like to go to protests because it's nice to hang around with women who are angry at someone else.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · May 3

You can see that this layout of styrofoam cradled a stereo receiver the way a stork would deliver a baby if the sky was fit for a box. I save them all just in case they fit one of us. Wouldn't you like to know your packing material soul shape, could be an omen of arrived unbroken yous to come

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propitious maeveo @maeveynot.bsky.social · Jun 11

they should invent a way out that is not through

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · May 3

Getting a colonoscopy at a clinic that gives you a sandwich after the procedure.

Hopefully the colonoscopy is better than the one I got last year at Subway.