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Wolfe Van Mural

@guytheguy.bsky.social

5.3K followers 670 following 1.7K posts

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 8h

ok maybe just push-start my heart

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d

This year god is going to “spice up” fall by making leaves extremely heavy and very sharp

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 13h

Forget *everything* you thought you knew about the 2004 Nissan Sentra

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3d

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 1d

When I cross items off a list, it’s because I’ve decided not to do them

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

Alexa, did they ever find out what was eating that Gilbert Grape fella

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, it really feels like fall. The season, sure but also of democracy as well.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 1d

I've really got to stop buying these generic brands. Somehow, this Hamburger Enabler just doesn't taste quite the same.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 5d

[making another hole in my belt]

You are beautiful, no matter what they saaay

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 1d

welcome to pair-o-dice city we’re glad you could make it
here’s your pair-o-dice

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Aug 26

At this point my retirement plan is spontaneous combustion.

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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t believe the government is lying to us.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 1d

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A KETTLE COOKED THESE CHIPS!!

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 22

*sends nude

her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 1d

a harmonica holder around my neck with six different flavored vapes in it

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I was rude, I didn’t want to be invited again

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · Sep 10

You are like a penny that’s coated in something sticky and glued to the cup holder of your Subaru

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Sep 9

Boss: you seem well-rested.

Me: thanks, I screamed myself to sleep last night.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 1d

practicing quiet queefing so i don’t disrupt this christening

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 1d

sang her ‘get out of my dreams get into my car’ but she opted to just stay in my dreams

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

Facebook is now only for friends of friends from back when you lived in Oklahoma that still legit think chemtrails are real

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · Sep 9

My wife has us watching so many crime documentaries, I swear I’ve seen a drone shot of every small-town water tower in America.

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