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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃

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Before the law. He/him. King County, WA, 🇺🇸 Sarcasm junkie trying to kick the habit. Do not, my friends, become addicted to dopamine. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. I know you've muted me.

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · Mar 11

2020: Any tragedy can be borne if we learn from it.

2025: Ah, well, nevertheless.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 1h

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Jacobin @jacobinmag.bsky.social · 13h

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 57m

KNOW YOUR PLACE

Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 1h

"Holsey acted properly."

Jason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 2h

"One current and one former U.S. official, both of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss personnel matters, said that Admiral Holsey had raised concerns about the mission and the attacks on the alleged drug boats" near Venezuela

Head of the U.S. Military’s Southern Command Is Stepping Down, Officials Say

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 2h

Hakeem Jeffries:

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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 2h

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 2h

I'm not at all worried about that.

m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 4h

when it comes to "feminization" I'm personally more worried that the average conservative man now thinks that having sex with a woman is gay

Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 2h

Goes perfect with spiced cider.

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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 2h

Jeanine Pirro’s office tried three times to indict a woman on bogus felony charges of assaulting an ICE agent. A DC grand jury turned her down each time. So Pirro brought a misdemeanor charge instead. And now a trial jury has acquitted her of that. www.huffpost.com/entry/sidney...

Jeanine Pirro Strikes Out Yet Again In Federal Court

Prosecutor Jeanine Pirro failed to secure a felony indictment against the woman three times, then lost a jury trial on a misdemeanor charge. Ouch.

www.huffpost.com

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 2h

What if they're imported from Canada?

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 3h

Ah the only conservative argument: "My prejudices are timeless eternal truths and it's unfair that all of society isn't structured to reflect them." bsky.app/profile/whst...

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 4h

Tbh I think we ought to re-masculinize society through the dispensation of brutal, merciless justice to the class of intellectual quislings who are trying to carry us back to the middle ages

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 3h

You know, I'm something of a poster myself.

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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 1d

At a local No Kings rally near Innsmouth, Massachusetts, *every* protester showed up in an inflatable frog costume.

They must be from a different supplier than the Portland frog's costume, though. Bystanders describe the costumes as more like fish-frogs, "batrachian," with an odd, loping gait.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 4h

“We gotta fill our teens with sperm” say two old men who look like handbags made from walrus scrotum.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 5h

"I was married. But I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle."

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Marcas Tardigrade-17 Ó Doibhilin @marcasofadad.bsky.social · 5h

Hang her.

Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 5h

Bet they had to really pry that one out of her

Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 6h

“Two sources say Weiss has said to others that she doesn’t own a television herself.”

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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 5h

I was married. But I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.

The horrible excavation machine from the classic doctor Who episode Frontios. It has a dead person chained to the front of it, his brain piloting it. Peter Davison is asking a slug like alien about it. This gave me SO MANY NIGHTMARES as a child.

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 5h

That's the test. I'm not sure he really wants to know if LEOs actually recognize his authority.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 5h

Money where your mouth is, my guy. Have police start arresting ICE agents.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 7h

Pritzker: Illinois is not a place you can conquer and our people are not your subjects

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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 6h

I think we know where this is going:

A tiny Stonehenge descends in This Is Spinal Tap.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 8h

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

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Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 6h

"[member of Trump Administration] should resign."

The entire corrupt treasonous REGIME should resign, for much greater reasons than your complaints about an individual official. And they are all so brazenly shameless that nothing short of complete overthrow will dislodge any of them.

Gbaji, the Haunted One 🎃 @gbaji.bsky.social · 6h

Corporate media serve corporate interests.

Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 6h

Barn door secured 11 months after cow reaches Washington, D.C. www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/10/barn...

Barn door secured 11 months after cow reaches Washington, D.C. - Lawyers, Guns & Money

One the one hand, this is all accurate, at least as a description of how things have turned out: Since Donald Trump first became president in 2017, I have written many articles — and even a book — tha...

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Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 7h

Milhouse's dad pointing to his race car bed, but instead it's a cybertruck. The caption says "her name is aura"

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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 6h

It's hard to understand the Republican talking points of the past few weeks as anything other than a coordinated campaign to incite and justify violence against Democrats and anti-regime protesters.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/

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