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Before the law. He/him. King County, WA, 🇺🇸 Sarcasm junkie trying to kick the habit.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to dopamine. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

I know you've muted me.
"I hate [King/Snohomish/Pierce/Thurston/Spokane/Clark] County."
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite desktop background photos:
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh, I know what time it is...
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You think your family is giving you grief today? My eldest daughter—my Player Heir—can't keep her legs closed. She has a husband and two concubines, but it was discovered that she was sleeping with one of my vassals and MY CONCUBINE, who fathered my grandson.

#CrusaderKings3 #ck3
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

#LGM #LawyersGunsMoney
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's the First Goddamn Week of Winter, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We should, therefore, do everything we can to help foment a catastrophic collapse of the GOP.
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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