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@bugay.bsky.social

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this bio limits our liability -- don't read it he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · Jun 19

cool ranch (sarcastic)

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 38m

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3h

Internal server errors oh how I missed you.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2h

went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2h

A limo used to signify wealth. Now if you’re in a limo, you have a substance abuse problem or you’re going to prom

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19h

David Cronenberg presents The Brood Two: Electric Broodaloo

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 3h

Guys! I just won the Nobel Chaos Prize. I’m so proud!

*dumps a box of marbles down a staircase*

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 8h

read a discourse. not a fan.

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 4h

some people are destined to make movies, especially when your name is james camera on

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 7h

[abruptly stops my nunchuck routine] I do.

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 19h

[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16h

"Fuck are we doing?"
Zeev Buium

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 16h

horny guy: show me breasts
sex ai: (image of a pair of breasts with 11 fingers)

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 16h

i was being desperate for attention ironically

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 18h

how dare you accuse me of making sense

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · 17h

[sting]

feed me eggs with all your money
buy a pack of 80, buddy
you're starting at a damned nude egg

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 17h

anyone tried this

screenshot crop from a food delivery app

Soft Drinks & Water
Red Bulls
Delicious and flavorful red bulls grilled to perfection.
$3.38
Add

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 18h

haters don’t want you to commit insurance fraud because that’s their thing

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 4d

[looking at a dick pic] are there nuts in this

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count jonkula @jonk.bsky.social · 18h

Spirit Halloween gotta be one of America’s favorite fear mongers

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah I've been to medical school

stacked cans of generic dr. pepper style drinks. they are named: Dr. Choice, Dr. Bold, Dr. Perfect, Dr. Bob, Dr. WOW, Real Dr., Dr. Thunder, Dr. Right, Dr. K, Dr. Shaw’s, Dr. A+, Dr. Stripes. Dr. Chill, Dr. Skipper, The DR., Dr. Tremor, Dr. Snap, dr. perky, dr. Shasta, Dr. Becker (like the tv show????), dr. spice, Dr. Fine Soda, Dr. Zevia, and Dr. Dynamite

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19h

Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 20h

farts should make you levitate

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20h

We could use a guy like you on Loser Squad

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 21h

The only member of Cap'n Crunch's family to graduate college was Cap'n Gown.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20h

canned fish labels really will say "may contain other things that were nearby at the time"

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