andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
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andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
· Jun 19
cool ranch (sarcastic)
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"The Mummy Returns" title spoils the movie
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"The Mummy Returns" title spoils the movie
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check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
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i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
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If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit
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when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
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She can't see the present dude, that's why you wrapped it
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
She can't see the present dude, that's why you wrapped it
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my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
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I SAID, “who wants to say grace before our in flight snacks are served?”
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I SAID, “who wants to say grace before our in flight snacks are served?”
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What is a bearcat and what is a horned frog? Let Jason Benetti explain...
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What is a bearcat and what is a horned frog? Let Jason Benetti explain...
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damn, NYT 🥵
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
damn, NYT 🥵
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if you unlock all of them we delete your account
we are pleased to announce that we will be introducing profile achievements in the next update
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
if you unlock all of them we delete your account
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we're building an effigy of you in the town square but don't worry there's nothing nefarious about it
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
we're building an effigy of you in the town square but don't worry there's nothing nefarious about it
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
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When did 90’s phone sex operators get jobs as the floor announcer voice in elevators?
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When did 90’s phone sex operators get jobs as the floor announcer voice in elevators?
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people will say anything on here "touching grass every now and then is good for you" no it isn't that's not true
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
people will say anything on here "touching grass every now and then is good for you" no it isn't that's not true
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We'll be honest: there's nothing to stop people from 3-D printing a big pile of chips.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We'll be honest: there's nothing to stop people from 3-D printing a big pile of chips.
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Ope, Mother Nature needs a Busch light, a casserole and to calm the fuck down
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ope, Mother Nature needs a Busch light, a casserole and to calm the fuck down
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sadly, we lost one of the greats but happily his works remain r.i.p. tom stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
sadly, we lost one of the greats but happily his works remain r.i.p. tom stoppard
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when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail especially watermelons
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail especially watermelons
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Now I know who is counting!
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Now I know who is counting!
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DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH