andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
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andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
· Jun 19
cool ranch (sarcastic)
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using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
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Those Celtics uniforms look familiar.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Those Celtics uniforms look familiar.
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They better not stop making nickels.
Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.
Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
They better not stop making nickels.
Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.
Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.
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Continuing to ignore the demands of my body in favor of the luxurious and creamy tinnitus tones emanating from this garage sale statuette. Can’t stop laughing!
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Continuing to ignore the demands of my body in favor of the luxurious and creamy tinnitus tones emanating from this garage sale statuette. Can’t stop laughing!
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Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
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Pure W - A Hand Sanitizer for Winners™
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Pure W - A Hand Sanitizer for Winners™
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the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
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Have you heard the latest music? It's very loud
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Have you heard the latest music? It's very loud
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You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
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citizen kane couldn’t be made today because all of those people are dead
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
citizen kane couldn’t be made today because all of those people are dead
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Even tho I just bought a Hyundai I still get excited by the spirit of Toyotathon
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Even tho I just bought a Hyundai I still get excited by the spirit of Toyotathon
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Could I please get one ‘sode of pop
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Could I please get one ‘sode of pop
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today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
today is wallace shawn
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If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
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there are several Beowulfs in me
- libraries
- libraries
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
there are several Beowulfs in me
- libraries
- libraries
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if you rent a basement apartment in Baghdad, you live under Iraq
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
if you rent a basement apartment in Baghdad, you live under Iraq
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They should call it the aurora interestingalis. Sign up for my email newsletter to learn why
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
They should call it the aurora interestingalis. Sign up for my email newsletter to learn why
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Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
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I should not have to work that hard to get into a cheese stick
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I should not have to work that hard to get into a cheese stick
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taking my cat through the wendy's drive thru to make a little tv show i like to call "Claw and Order"
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
taking my cat through the wendy's drive thru to make a little tv show i like to call "Claw and Order"
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COMPUTER TIP: PNG stands for Penis Not Good
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
COMPUTER TIP: PNG stands for Penis Not Good
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And I do it, cause I’m An Empath. And I won’t gloat or anything. On account of it being easy, and so on,
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
And I do it, cause I’m An Empath. And I won’t gloat or anything. On account of it being easy, and so on,
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Being right is so easy. It’s the everybody else being preachy about being right when they’re very wrong that is what makes me have to be most Christ-like, quotidianly
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Being right is so easy. It’s the everybody else being preachy about being right when they’re very wrong that is what makes me have to be most Christ-like, quotidianly
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Beavis: Get outta here Butt-Head! I'm trying to score with moon chicks heh heh.
Butt-Head: No way dude. I'm the Uhrora Buttholialis, or something.
Butt-Head: No way dude. I'm the Uhrora Buttholialis, or something.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Beavis: Get outta here Butt-Head! I'm trying to score with moon chicks heh heh.
Butt-Head: No way dude. I'm the Uhrora Buttholialis, or something.
Butt-Head: No way dude. I'm the Uhrora Buttholialis, or something.
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Aging like fine antifreeze
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Aging like fine antifreeze