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Tusk Jenkins

@tuskjenkins.bsky.social

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Aug 24

Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 6h

in what level of hell do you find in person group meetings

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 6h

Relax bro. Don't get your dockers in a wad

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orcus @goblin.news · 5h

big ole toad that only says “fuck you”

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orcus @goblin.news · 5h

Look at Fuck You Toad for a little while, think about its message, and when the time comes you must say say Fuck You Fuck You Toad and it will crawl back into its stump. That’s just how it works, this is the law of Fuck You Toad.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 5h

Rookie move taking my Adderall before a 90 minute massage, but now I have a shitload of intrusive thoughts worth exploring.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 5h

I feel like the world is really close to that point where I can just pour bags of M&Ms straight into my mouth several times a day

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 5h

In my day

we locked metal contraptions with wheels to our sneakers and rode into oncoming traffic

so yeah go wild..get that extra shot of pumpkin,Maurice

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 5h

no thanks hamburger, you've helped enough

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe you didn't come here to be seduced, but a hunk of last night's 11 p.m. pizza crust just fell out of my nightgown.

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orcus @goblin.news · 5h

carefully watch the seasons change and never forget that night language cannot be understood in daylight

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 4h

Rooster is home from work early!

It's ridiculous how excited I am to see him. After nearly twenty years. When he's only been gone for the day.

I'm like a Labrador retriever.

Honest to god.